That has to be a screencap from Aliens. Right? Nothing like that lives on Earth. 

Agreed. My HOA neighbors are on Nextdoor and it’s just a clusterfuck of assholes who complain about inane crap. I’m quitting the board of directors before my term is up because I’m tired of their shit.

There’s reports of people using drones to drop contraband inside prisons. So increasing the height of the fence wouldn’t be that effective.

My wife and I hated it. The action and CG was meh. The entire movie seemed like it was shot in a 10 x 10 room with green screens. The attempts to lighten the mood with jokes didn’t work for me either.

The animation in The Good Dinosaur was great, but that was its only good quality. The “cute” bug getting decapitated and the other animal getting torn to pieces by the 3 wild eyed vultures caused me to turn off the movie prematurely. That movie also took random ideas from the Disney recycling bin and jammed them…

I brine my turkeys. The turkey usually ends up tastier and moist. I don’t need to baste the turkey. I open the oven a couple times to pull off the tin foil covering the turkey and check the temperature. The brine and lack of basting leads to faster cook times for me because I’m not opening the oven a lot. My mom…

Wow. Someone who can do it worse than Drew Margery.

Last weekend, I used one of these tents at the beach for the first time. Before the trip, I loathed the idea of using a half tent because I grew up using just an umbrella and some towels.

If I was on an all inclusive resort on a Caribbean Island, I’d be drunk off my ass all week.

Is she purposely derping in this gif/vid?

He might try in the next movie.

The shoes on the right look like a patch from my bathroom rug.

This looks like it would be his Dorian Gray cake.

Yup. I’ve captured half a dozen pokemon at my desk today.

Mario and his gallon buckets should not be allowed in cars.

Egg whites between Kate Middleton’s asscheeks....

There isn’t a flight helmet big enough to hold all the vomit that I would unleash during that maneuver.

I googled these copper strands the other day and every image that came up was these light strands shoved into a vase or bottle.

I googled these copper strands the other day and every image that came up was these light strands shoved into a vase…

I sold my ‘01 Civic to an in-law a couple years ago. It had 150k miles and was still driving great. I recently found out that she had sold for parts. I assume the bitch drove it hard and hadn’t done a single oil change during the time she owned it. The few times I had hopped in the car after the sale, it had smelled…

My friend sold his 2002 Jetta to his mechanic for $250. So I can back up that low price for used VWs.