How about the giant rolling wheel spaceship from Prometheus that apparently nobody could run perpendicular to?

I guaran-damn-tee you he can’t spell it.

True. I hear he’s so method that he hired someone a murder his parents and adopted a circus orphan.

When pigs fly.

“...told the child victim that he was a “big deal,” according to court documents.”

Granny kept asking her why she didn’t have children yet, her biological clock is ticking, Granny wants to be around to be Great-Granny, why didn’t she marry that nice boy who grew up to be a dentist in Orange County, why is she hanging out with a black man, etc.

I’m going out on a limb here, but I don’t think Tucker is a good person.

More wet than a hotel bed in Moscow?

I guess I can never play my favorite Mario Kart character again. :( 

But it has the debilitating side effect of making people on it never fucking shut up about the keto diet.

I think what he means is, when you go there, you have to give them your whole paycheck! Because everything is so expensive there. So if you think about it, it’s almost like “whole paycheck” would be a better name for the store because of how much you have to spend when you go there and then your paycheck is gone when…

Years ago, while out motorcycle riding, a “friend” pulled something similar to me. Riding side by side on our bikes at about 60 mph, he reaches over and hits the kill switch on my handlebar. This stopped the engine’s ignition resulting in turning the entire driveline into a mechanical brake and almost threw me over…

The Foo Fighters are actually really good at soccer.  Nate Mendel scored 3 goals, the last on a header off a corner kick.  Dave Grohl said it was the cleanest head shot he’d seen since ‘94.

This will not cost Trump a single Alabama vote.

Make that double.

If he’s really that strong, the world had better prepare for trouble. 

On the other hand, In-N-Out actually treats their employees not entirely like cogs with higher wages than minimum and benefits.

Sessions will be gone no later than after midterms (my money is on Trump being unable to control himself and firing Sessions via Twitter in the middle of a Manafort-pardoning orgasm sometime in the next month). Trump will be without a replacement AG selection for several weeks because the first four people he…