My wife’s pregnant friend and her two little girls were just murdered last week by the husband/father. I guess that’s what happens when you let white guys from North Carolina into your country.

I got a jaywalking citation. My lawyer, Giuliani, plead it down to first degree murder.

How is a dollar worth anything? The simple truth is a dollar bill is worth a dollar because people have decided it is worth a dollar.

Uganda be kiddin me.

Like a black maid in a 1950’s Southern mansion.

$180K with promise to pay in 12 monthly installments vs $130K - $150K up front from a guy who regularly goes back on his word.

The guy literally asked Jason to search for more examples of his plagiarism. It’s the least he can do to oblige. 

I will be linking to this article (and the previous one) for my students during the fall semester when I cover the subject of plagiarism. I try to have a new “real-world” story for them every semester, to demonstrate that plagiarism has professional and legal consequences well beyond the academic sphere, and this one…

There is a real bell curve going on here for “how interested I am in this story.” With the Dead Cells review, my interest was high. When FIFA story came out, I was still interested, but a little less. By the Metroid and HD Rumble stories, it was even lower. The guy is guilty as hell. However, the more stuff that comes…

I am constantly looking down on my shoes. 

They are never “coming” that is why they are so angry.

Not for sharing with Luigi, apparently.

Bastard doesn’t even have the courage to look you in the eyes.

My finest moment of teenage tomfoolery happened late at night when my friends and I were smoking weed in the local park.

Walking around after our bowl, we discovered a wall (well actually a weird boat structure that was sometimes used a stage, but i degress, think of it as a wall) that had a bunch of racist grafitti…

“So there I was, minding my own business, when ALL OF A SUDDEN, I’m following a black guy for two miles and calling him racial slurs.”

Don’t blink! That’s when the commies sneak in.

why wasn’t she looking at the flag while the anthem was playing? i was always taught to stare at the flag until the anthem was over, even if my eyes watered. never avert your gaze from that holy cloth because it holds supernatural powers that fill our hears with patriotism and love of country but hate of the people in…

This article wasn’t very well written, as people have pointed out. You use too many insidery words and phrases, and assuming that people outside of Magic care about the Black Lotus is assuming a lot. “Drafts of cards”? Like a pack of cards? Based on information gleaned from these comments this is my understanding of…

Oh, look a whataboutism. 

My personal favorite was: