I favour a solution involving a human-scale air cannon pointed towards the Hudson and two helicopters holding a small, fiscally-prudent net between them.

To pen an authentic and intellectual cinema review – the kind worthy of publication in America’s snootiest airport magazine – one must remember to include countless, such as it were, asides and clauses, seemingly without a purpose other than rendering one’s prose an inarticulate gruel of half thoughts, all while…

Good thing the graphic artist made sure to make his wedding ring noticeable. Wouldn’t want single ladies throwing themselves at that impeccably dressed dude with the silky smooth dance moves...

Ohm my god.

It’s more like Faraway Future now.

I heard they met a lot of resistors. They just need a jolt to get going again. However, if it fails, maybe they’ll put a circuit there instead.

Why are you lot so negative? Stay positive with an open mind, my friend.

Not for anyone grounded in reality.

This has me amped up!

Volt are you talking about?

Watt do you mean?

Shocking!

nah

My father has been a high school special education teacher for more than 20 years, and one thing that he makes sure to do is to show his students the PBS documentary “Eyes on the Prize.” For many of the white students, this is the first time they see footage from the civil rights movement and the first time they get…

I think rules are more relaxed today than before, this one only got one star.

The preferred lodging of Lady Keestering from Blackstool.

So edgy, I cut myself!

Feel better now?

Just tell the game that your mom’s name is Martha and it’ll be working fine.