You’re the Cleveland Browns of Deadspin commenting

Finally, they pick a side.

YOU’RE GOING TO HAVE TO SPEAK UP ON ACCOUNT OF ALL THE STREET RACING GOING ON OUTSIDE RIGHT AT THIS VERY MOMENT.

Yup, all we do in LA is street race. I went out and ran an 8-mile street race this morning, making sure to run every stop sign and drift every corner. I’m street racing in my office at home right now, but I plan on street racing down to Compton to get some BBQ later, then street race to run some errands. Hopefully I…

Not cool. Ronin’s an awesome name. And his folks are pretty rad too.

Why Your Team Sucks 2015: Apple

Since you asked went to college with a guy from Boston who’s favorite team was wait for it. The Dallas Cowboys. This was during the Aikman-Emmitt-Irvin era. Lost contact over the years but ran into him on Facebook last year and we became FaceBook friends. After last year’s Super Bowl he was posting about “Our Fourth…

if thats all you spend on your girlfriend you sir have a gift.

There’s a future for you writing Nationwide commercials for the Super Bowl.

I’ve always had a fantasy where they bring out the family and kids, and when they say turn around or Let’s welcome home Corporal Marine Todd, the family turns around overjoyed and then they wheel out a casket with the flag draped over it.

I want to see this argument roll out in a current situation: "Well, yes officer, I did kidnap this person, but I have been treating them very well. Well, yes, they've been doing all my chores for me and sure, if dinner isn't on the table at 6 a beating is in order, but I put this roof over their head. Well, yes I do…

That’s not what I meant, at all? Like, learn a little reading comprehension before you try and be rude about something.

The problem with open world is that designers tout its “hugeness” as a selling point rather than coming to understand that the bigger a game world is, the more you have to fill it. Skyrim got away with it because the game didn’t call itself an epic story-based experience; it called itself Skyrim, the Medieval Fantasy…

Sweet, now DA:I is over they’ve got a chance to make a better game that doesn’t:

It was worth everyone else seeing.

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They’re all legends in their own right - hardly cars that people wouldn’t want.

holy shit dude get a life

For the record, your opinion was “Another Aaron Brown list *Louis CK gif of him shaking his head*