This is an Irish Coffee, an iconic San Francisco drink made with coffee, sugar, cream and Irish whisky.

I’d call this the worst case of a guy with an unpronounceable name destroying a Jet in New York, but…well, you know.

When keepin it real goes wrong...

i’ll star you and pull you out of the grays my friend.

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War in the front, retreat in the back

My gentleman caller (or “boyfriend” as he insists I call him) has a big problem with kids in restaurants. Although he won’t admit it, the presence of children is his benchmark for the quality of any establishment. And he is hyperaware of any child in his general vicinity.

This is the greatest article ever written in the history of the Internet.

I think the proper term for his headgear is bataclava, not balaclava.

Trail mix is just m&m’s with obstacles.

Easy... My baby travels in my wife’s belly. I don’t know what we will do in a couple weeks when that’s no longer possible though......

The roots of my semi-successful career in improvisational comedy were solid well before I ever got a glimpse of a bra.

In the second grade, I told my teacher at my new Catholic school that I spoke Japanese. I made some vaguely-Japanese sounds, and she said “wow, what did you just say?” I said “I have no idea, I said I…

Oh I have the best story about a wedding proposal...

You didn’t win in 1812.

I remember it like it was yesterday - my first day at work. “Who the hell are you??” I thundered. “Who do you think I am??” my coworkers screamed, as we battled throughout the plant for hours. Each time I met a new cube-mate, there was an epic melee.

I disagree totally, I have written 180+ articles on the F-35, I hate this program and called for its cancellation consitantly for years. But I also think disinformation muddies educated opinion. I am with Sprey with thinking this program is a remarkable disaster and I agree with much of what he says, but I will not…