I bought a copy of the game for my friend who lives in Texas. We played co-op for the first bit, then we got to the town and discovered a freshly dug grave. His character was all "let's dig that shit up yo" and I was all "fuck that it's a grave jackass" but he was better at rock-paper-scissors than me.

So I start…

LeGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

At least the Lego one's actually blocks.

Have they considered working from home with Google?

Hey Germany, how many goals can you score? ...about a Brazillion.

I thought you needed three rings for a circus.

We'll have to wait and see what the Feds have to say about this incident.

No no no, the race driver gets sacked for opening his big fat mouth

Anybody with the slightest interest in comics should read Watchmen. It's brilliant. It's unlike any other "superhero" comic and alongside The Dark Knight Returns, it really redefined what comics can be.

I see it.

Neverwhere is a great book for Urban Fantasy fans. One of the few books I own in physical and digital format so I can re-read it whenever I feel like I need to escape for a bit.

NO

You missed one:

Yield signs, traffic circles/rotaries/roundabouts and the idea of stop signs appear to perplex most drivers. Also, rain and/or snow.

Preach

I'm glad the prosecutor didn't let this guy slide.

I was part of a 10-man relay team that ran 1,000 miles from Minnesota to Pennsylvania in a world record time of 95 hours, 3 minutes, and 1 second— an average pace of 5:42 per mile. Each of the 10 runners ran 100 miles in under 4 days, which equates to approximately one marathon each day for 4 straight days.

Yeah, that's a good point. The AD should have fired him the very first day, when Aguero stopped "coaching," "went home," and "got 8 hours of sleep."

back-to-back sets of women anchors