And O. Henry stole them from Shyamalan.

I bought a copy of the game for my friend who lives in Texas. We played co-op for the first bit, then we got to the town and discovered a freshly dug grave. His character was all "let's dig that shit up yo" and I was all "fuck that it's a grave jackass" but he was better at rock-paper-scissors than me.

So I start…

LeGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

At least the Lego one's actually blocks.

Have they considered working from home with Google?

Hey Germany, how many goals can you score? ...about a Brazillion.

I thought you needed three rings for a circus.

We'll have to wait and see what the Feds have to say about this incident.

No no no, the race driver gets sacked for opening his big fat mouth

Anybody with the slightest interest in comics should read Watchmen. It's brilliant. It's unlike any other "superhero" comic and alongside The Dark Knight Returns, it really redefined what comics can be.

I see it.

Neverwhere is a great book for Urban Fantasy fans. One of the few books I own in physical and digital format so I can re-read it whenever I feel like I need to escape for a bit.

The worst is the realtors, idk about where anyone else lives but the realtors in my city HDR the shit out of the photos, HDR the toilet, the fireplace, the toddlers play room, enough already, if anything it makes me want to NOT see the place even more, douchebags. The wide-angle lenses I'll accept though.

NO

You missed one:

"Our relationship with Japan has improved considerably over the last several decades, but this chummy relationship definitely has its limits, which manifests specifically in America's unwillingness to sell Japan any of our new F-22s."

your words too big

Yield signs, traffic circles/rotaries/roundabouts and the idea of stop signs appear to perplex most drivers. Also, rain and/or snow.

back-to-back sets of women anchors