I thought they spun a lotto ball cage fill with plot ideas. Whatever came out, they mashed together with explosions in between. Much like the Family Guy manatees.

He might try in the next movie.

The shoes on the right look like a patch from my bathroom rug.

My neighbor was a project manager for one of the trades on that project and he said it was a nightmare. It’s like the Apple architects have free reign to build the “Homer”. Apple architects were always putting in change orders for stuff that was difficult, expensive, or not to code and expect the subcontractors to do…

That’s the Star Wars style. To make everything look like it was scrounged from a landfill. Chopper looks like he was made from an old table.

This looks like it would be his Dorian Gray cake.

Yup. I’ve captured half a dozen pokemon at my desk today.

Mario and his gallon buckets should not be allowed in cars.

Egg whites between Kate Middleton’s asscheeks....

There isn’t a flight helmet big enough to hold all the vomit that I would unleash during that maneuver.

That was the Prestige. And he wasn’t sure if the original or the clone was getting killed after each performance.

I googled these copper strands the other day and every image that came up was these light strands shoved into a vase or bottle.

I googled these copper strands the other day and every image that came up was these light strands shoved into a vase…

I sold my ‘01 Civic to an in-law a couple years ago. It had 150k miles and was still driving great. I recently found out that she had sold for parts. I assume the bitch drove it hard and hadn’t done a single oil change during the time she owned it. The few times I had hopped in the car after the sale, it had smelled…

Incorrect. We drive Subaru’s.

It’s 150 light sources under there, not 1. So by turning some on and off and changing the angle of the light source, you could make the light appear to bend.

My friend sold his 2002 Jetta to his mechanic for $250. So I can back up that low price for used VWs.

That asshole has taken a fat dump at every company he’s been at the helm of. Fuck him. I worked at Home Depot during his shitshow there.

I would love my commute to work if it was a street race everytime. I’m tired of taking 20 min to drive 7 miles.

I’m not sure a splash of coke could redeem those adjectives.

Sometimes this job is the worst, isn’t it?

Sometimes this job is the worst, isn’t it?