That was amazing. Well done.

I used worse words in my head when I took my 2 yr old to Disneyland.

My hate for these customers is immeasurable.

Too soon, bro. Too soon.

Fuck that guy and his Youtube ads.

Just remember to lock the door this time.

Just remember to lock the door this time.

Yeah. At least those teenagers have the decency to reserve a study room and have quiet sex in there.

At my wife’s library, they had a recent kidnapping of a toddler. Fortunately, they nabbed the guy an hour later. The positive side effect is that parents are less likely to drop their kids off at the library as free daycare now.

There’s craziness with the exclusive merch too. And the free merch. And the free signing. And the free sketches. The entire con is madness. But it is a hell of an experience.

“Oh her? She’s just my Nepalese pen pal I’ve had since 3rd grade.”

A couple years ago, I got my father-in-law a Samsung S3 which had decent recording. He went to a concert a couple weeks later and spends the entire concert video recording it. On top of that, his phone spends the entire time uploading it to his Google cloud account. So he blew through his entire 2 gig data plan in a…

Your place hiring?

I enjoy watching one of my FB buddies froth at the mouth as his idol get savaged by this “witch hunt”.

You forgot about The Shining? Lucky you. I still fear it and I watched it over 15 years ago.

I’ve got a 1 yr and a 4 yr old. I think I’ve seen maybe 4 movies at the theater since I started breeding. It doesn’t help that movie tickets have doubled since I last saw movies regularly at the theater.

I’m a lazy ass parent in regards to invites. My invites come as text messages. “You busy Saturday? My 4 yr old is having a bday. I’m gonna bbq. Wanna come?”

That was the first issue of Daredevil that I'd ever read. It probably wasn't the best introduction to the character for me as a kid. It was so confusing.

When I was in my mid-20s and shopping for an economy car with my dad(who pays cash usually), a Ford salesman wouldn’t let me test drive a new 2002 Ford Focus. Essentially, I’d have to blindly buy the car. It was weird as fuck. Obviously, we didn’t buy the car for that reason, plus it had like 20 recalls that year.

I’ve run across some stupid heavy strollers that are in the neighborhood of 25-30 lbs. I think I owned a jogging stroller that was a heavyweight like that. So this 14 lbs isn’t horrific. But I wouldn’t enjoy carrying it on my back for sure.

It could work. Like cold cuts for dinner instead of a steak.