Cause a person looking at an Outback probably isn't cross shopping a GTI.

I was a BBQ recently and someone called out to their kid named Brooklyn. I was confused because I had no idea if that was supposed to be a boy or girl.

Yup. I had the same fix happen when I checked the cart after adding it.

Yup. I had the same fix happen when I checked the cart after adding it.

I wanted to cunt punt that entire table in the first story.

I am 2x the age of a teenager and I still watch them. Granted....maturity-wise, I'm not sure I've really grown up since then.

Ezio was the best assassin of the series. And that's why he got 3 console titles. His successors - Connor and Edward - were so meh, I had no interest in them after a single game. I hated what they did to Desmond and the alien stuff in Revelations, which is where my interest in the series started to decline.

This looks like the typically chat log with my wife. Except I man up and don't tell my wife to come home asap. On the flip side, I will have a drink(or 2) after both of the hellspawn go to sleep.

I have this conversation with my wife every week. She gets bugged that I don't act like the korean teenagers/actors in her dramas. Let's see how romantic those fucks get after having 2 kids and taking care of a mortgage and daycare bill.

This was harsh. I had to take a break after the clarinet story. I risk damage to the dam that holds back all of my awkward adolescent memories.

I initially thought I was looking at the town from the Prisoner too.

I had an in-law issue an "apology" recently via group text. It was followed by 20 texts of buts. It was the most worthless thing I'd ever scrolled through.

Maybe she asked for an veggie omelet minus the egg. Who knows. She's crazy.

My wife's friends shutdown one their vegan friends at a Denny's at 2 am once. The vegan ordered last and kept bugging the waitress to ask the chefs to wash the pan before they cooked her dish of vegetables or whatever the fuck entree she ordered. The friends immediately told her to cut that shit out cause we didn't…

I went there 15+ years ago with my family and I didn't think it was that great. Last year, my wife kept bugging me to take the family to Seaworld when we were in San Diego. I nearly did until I checked the ticket prices. $86. That's nearly Disneyland/Legoland money to watch some aquatic creatures swim around. Unless…

I have kids.

I played on the 360. So I guess that was the big problem. It was jaggy as all heck.

Not sure 1080p and 60 fps will improve those shit graphics. My wife glanced at the screen while I was playing once and asked why I was playing a ps2 game.

1st paragraph - cool. 2nd paragraph - not bad. 3rd - What the FUCK?!!!!!!

This is Hollywood. It was toned down from a full on explosion.