I know I'm not a great negotiator by any means. But that last pointer about walking away really worked for me.

Bidets are glorious. After my visit to Japan, I installed one when I got back. You can get one on the cheap for about $30-$50. They'll just be lacking hot water, heated seats, blow dryer, auto closing seat....

My experience with Monopoly is that it destroys relationships. Family and friends are never the same afterwards.

Agreed. They do stupid, but in different ways. My wife will never check the oil, she'll jump out of the car while I'm parking, or she'll bang the tires into the curb(She's on 2nd set of hubcaps). But at least I know she'll never race someone or hit the gas too hard on a turn and roll the car.

I had 200+ come to my wedding. I did not get a ton of gifts and cash. There was some. But I did not wake up the next morning and think I hit the lottery.

Agreed. I'd be dead before I hit that number. Or my hangover would be biblical the next day.

Would've been easier to ask the bf for sex if she wanted exercise.

It would amuse me if they flooded the entire sub during the first test fire of a torpedo.

After I put my two boys to bed at night, playing video games is a better alternative to rampant alcoholism.

Waiting.

I have a pair of these that I used for Comic-con. Unless you're a mid-sized/little person, they're not perfectly comfy. Even as a 140 lb 5'8 person, I had 2 poles banging into the side of my hip after awhile. It's nice not to have to sit on the floor and they fold up super compact, but beware if you're a bigger…

MEMES!

Wow. I thought Chewbacca had nappy hair.

Which Rambo movie is that? That scene was awesome.

I've a friend with an '02 Jetta with 200+k miles on it. He loves it. But the engine is leaking oil, the suspension needs repair, and the interior is held by duct tape. And this is after putting in nearly $1k+ in repairs every year. Which he thinks is normal. It's spent a quarter of its life with the engine light on.…

The few times I've heard the tires screech on my Impreza, I've found "POWER!" to be an excellent solution.

The explosive wub-wubs won me over in that game.

This.

Ditto. Their store smells like ass and the music is too loud.