This was harsh. I had to take a break after the clarinet story. I risk damage to the dam that holds back all of my awkward adolescent memories.

The single player campaign of every Call of Duty video game in the last 6 years is a dumb ass action movie and they always include an arctic base mission. Bonus points if they have you swim under the ice to get there first.

I use Shutterfly for my photo books and calendars for extended family. Using my Pampers reward points, I get free books and print rewards. Plus Shutterfly sends me free codes for 100 prints, a couple 8x10 prints, and magnets pretty often.

I initially thought I was looking at the town from the Prisoner too.

Seriously. You're already supposed to be there to watch your kid bathe. Would it kill you to stick your hand in to check the water temp while you're at it?

I had an in-law issue an "apology" recently via group text. It was followed by 20 texts of buts. It was the most worthless thing I'd ever scrolled through.

I'm sure a bunch of night time landings in bad weather should clear the deck of those obstructions.

Maybe she asked for an veggie omelet minus the egg. Who knows. She's crazy.

My wife's friends shutdown one their vegan friends at a Denny's at 2 am once. The vegan ordered last and kept bugging the waitress to ask the chefs to wash the pan before they cooked her dish of vegetables or whatever the fuck entree she ordered. The friends immediately told her to cut that shit out cause we didn't…

I run the Smart Things hub and that device is top. It's accepted every device that I've tried to add to my home automation system.

That little droid is the biggest asshole in the SW universe. And I love him for it.

The wife and I were people-watching through the Coach outlet store window on Black Friday and saw this girl running around the store with 4-5 purses looped onto each arm. It was as if Coach was giving them away for free. Nope. Just a 50% off sale.

Kids say the darndest things.

I went there 15+ years ago with my family and I didn't think it was that great. Last year, my wife kept bugging me to take the family to Seaworld when we were in San Diego. I nearly did until I checked the ticket prices. $86. That's nearly Disneyland/Legoland money to watch some aquatic creatures swim around. Unless…

I have kids.

I played on the 360. So I guess that was the big problem. It was jaggy as all heck.

Not sure 1080p and 60 fps will improve those shit graphics. My wife glanced at the screen while I was playing once and asked why I was playing a ps2 game.

That was one of the most hateful things done in comic books. I remember hearing Stan Lee say that he always preferred Gwen over MJ too. So his rage must burn like a thousand stars.

Kids can be so cruel.

Samsung bought Smart Things recently so that supports your idea.