1st paragraph - cool. 2nd paragraph - not bad. 3rd - What the FUCK?!!!!!!

This is Hollywood. It was toned down from a full on explosion.

I know I'm not a great negotiator by any means. But that last pointer about walking away really worked for me.

I can already do this with SmartThings.

Iron man

Bidets are glorious. After my visit to Japan, I installed one when I got back. You can get one on the cheap for about $30-$50. They'll just be lacking hot water, heated seats, blow dryer, auto closing seat....

I admit to being one of those parents who gave his potty training child an iPad to sit with while taking a piss/dump. This evolved from him taking a few toys to go potty. It worked. So I can't knock it.

My experience with Monopoly is that it destroys relationships. Family and friends are never the same afterwards.

Agreed. They do stupid, but in different ways. My wife will never check the oil, she'll jump out of the car while I'm parking, or she'll bang the tires into the curb(She's on 2nd set of hubcaps). But at least I know she'll never race someone or hit the gas too hard on a turn and roll the car.

I had 200+ come to my wedding. I did not get a ton of gifts and cash. There was some. But I did not wake up the next morning and think I hit the lottery.

Agreed. I'd be dead before I hit that number. Or my hangover would be biblical the next day.

I had the same issue after I got the 16GB HD+ model. The stock software was atrocious and the graphics so crappy, you could see the pixels. I rooted that thing within a few days with Cyanogenmod too.

I mutter "Fuck you" every time a toy requires anything other than 2 AA batteries.

haha. Upstairs...

I built a house yesterday. My next goal is to get all the wall/ceiling blocks to match. And a bed. I'm tired of cowering in my house at night waiting for sunlight.

Would've been easier to ask the bf for sex if she wanted exercise.

It would amuse me if they flooded the entire sub during the first test fire of a torpedo.

The same aunt who calls you every weekend to fix their computer cause they got infected with a virus again.

The same aunt who calls you every weekend to fix their computer cause they got infected with a virus again.

Ahhh....Just checked the wiki and I didn't know there was a european and asian version of dragons.