Obviously, these comments about construction remind me of Donald Trump claiming that he didn’t pay some contractors because the work was poor quality. But then of course he opened the hotel or whatever with that work intact. I so wish those contractors would have repo’ed he work even if it meant doing more work for…

In the words of my partner: “The Trump sign is smaller than I thought it would be.”

Look, if you don’t believe anything relating to sex is dirty and evil, you’re not allowed to care about consent.

Flawlessly done. My hat’s off.

He has such high regards for the sanctity of marriage that he did it three times! That’s three times more regard than someone who is only married once! Did I get this right, Kellyanne?

Honestly, even if she were a man and could be more aggressive, I’m not sure if that’s the right tack against Trump. This is how all his GOP candidates made themselves look foolish. The key to Trump is to let him get worked up and sound like a fool. Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake, which Trump…

That looks fabulous!

I don’t think that Jez has called him “the flaming bag of poop left on America’s front door,” now that you mention it.

Ohh this is fucking gold. What’s next? He will tell her to have a pop smear test??? He needs to be locked up on Gotham asylum..

It’s a portrait of Jennifer Lawrence painted by George W Bush.

What is up with the Eva Peron-like framed portrait?

“Taking Trump Seriously, Not Literally”

IS HE RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT AGAIN? BECAUSE MY BALLOT DID NOT SAY WILLIAM JEFFERSON CLINTON AND I HAVE ALREADY VOTED SO...

I forgot; who is running for president in 2016?

I’m about ready to unfriend on Facebook the brother of a friend of mine. I love this guy (my friend, not his bro). I was his groomsman, and we’ve been to several DragonCons in Atlanta. But i can’t in good faith pretend to friends with his trump cultist bro. I just hope it won’t cause to much drama with my friend.

“We don’t care!” yelled supporters in the crowd

He has a jillion kabillion Trumpbux. In actual U.S. currency, it seems he’s a dozenaire at best.

I saw a joke that the Clinton campaign doesn’t have an October surprise for Trump. They’ve got an advent calendar.

As always, the operative answer is supplied by Saint Rihanna:

Small steps. Henceforth he will continue to try to meet high schoolers, but will be sure only to text them from burner phones and only to meet them in private settings.