I’ve always sort of believed that the importance of calling people out on shitty behavior isn’t so much about changing shitty people’s shitty behavior. It’s more about the rational people who don’t know who or what to believe that stay out of the convo but are watching for the sidelines. They can still be saved. So…

That’s a big part of the point of this speech. Donald Trump’s ego is extremely sensitive. He cannot resist being baited.

I forgot lesbian harpy and you forgot secret Muslim.

Not so different from the power grabbing, mastermind Obama that is single-handedly dismantling the USA, while at the same time he’s goofing off playing golf and is so dumb that he can’t speak without a telepromter.

Trump: “I’ve made a lot of bigoted remarks, got sued by the DoJ for housing discrimination, called on the first black president to release his college transcripts and birth certificate. Magic 8 ball, what should I do to protect myself from accusations of racism?”

Oh boy, I feel ya. I got all the poop issues! BUT besides the obvious shit (haha pun) like drinking lots of water and eating lots of leafy greens (spinach farts may cause divorce though) I started taking magnesium in the form of “natural calm”. I started taking it because a job I was at wracked me with anxiety and…

Meanwhile, for the second time in a week, Mike Pence is filmed talking to people who have literally no idea who the fuck he is.

It’s Rovism.

The mental disconnect is unreal. When fucking Ted Cruz and his cronies shut down the government a few years ago, my cousin (who lives in his district and loooooves him) ranted on FB about how this was all very necessary to stop Obamacare, which would be the DEATH of us all. Four days later, public opinion has firmly…

Yes, Hillary is the bigot. Everything’s clear now, thanks for that.

And that’s how I wound up in a disciplinary meeting dressed as Batman.

I feel like this would be the Springtime for Hitler for evangelicals.

And some kittens...

Well, that’s depressing AF. No one is a winner here. Have a subway car full of balloons.

Would pay to see Al Franken play Trump in a faux debate with Hillary.

Hmmm.... maybe if her staff perused the comments on the “No Man’s Sky” article, and recruited the commenters with the most misspellings and gendered invectives, then deprived those guys of food but gave them alcohol and PCP, they might approach Trumpian-levels of discourse in a mock debate.

I’m sorry.

You know, I want them to keep going with this “she has a brain disease” thing, because I’m going to enjoy it when the lady with the “brain disease” turns him into jello in the debates.

It’s Gold, Gold = instant classy. Trump logic is the best logic. All other metals are sad and low energy.