illuminatus1313
illuminatus1313
illuminatus1313

So a man with a history of “domestic disputes” severe enough to warrant the police having to attend was legally able to obtain a gun with which to kill his wife. That’s an odd interpretation of a well regulated militia.

I'll eat my hat if these ignorant cowards find the gumption to actually take up arms.

Yeah, when Fox news polls show Clinton winning you know it’s bad.

IF I CAN’T RUN THE COUNTRY, I’LL MAKE SURE NO ONE ELSE CAN EITHER!

My dad would have snorted about every thing that Trumpenfarter has said. His one comment in his life about Hillary Clinton was “She’s a smart old broad.” (Damn, Dad. So close.) The Old Bear never really did a lot of talking but he insisted that my sister and I both learn how to change a tire and the oil before we were

LOL at that point they’re normally referred to as “welfare cheats”.

I’m guessing he’s going to err on the side of life, but not err on the side of making sure women who are forced to have babies with birth defects are then provided with the medical and financial resources necessary to care for a child with life-long special needs.

Oh, we got Trump

A staunchly Republican Transgender Olympic Athlete is not relateable?

Basically any news about Josh Duggar getting fucked over is good news to me.

Sometimes, to beat the faux faithful, you gotta out holy roller them. Duggar can’t play the forgiven sinner card if he’s up against a better Christian.

I am surpised at the amount of Steve’s. I would have assumed it would be a bunch of Dick’s.

“And people say I don’t have diversity in my campaign. Sad!”

MOST RESPECTED AMERICAN ANTI-FRAUD BUREAU,

I KINDLY REQUEST HONORABLE MR. CIRK ALEXANDER’S EMAIL ADDRESS AND PERSONAL MOBILE TELEPHONE DETAILS. I WISH TO CONTACT HIM WITH AN URGENT BUSINESS PROPOSAL.

Roger sounds like a whiny, overstepping bitch.

I’m getting a serious “would kill and wear the skin of my victims” vibe off this creepy asshole. Anyone else?

Jesus. You’re mom is a badass. Good on her for standing up to him.

Back in the 70s, my mother applied for a promotion while working for a major bottling company (which shall go unnamed). The position went to a man who had only been on the job 6 months, who wasn’t nearly as qualified.

a sociopathic golem whose mouth puckers like an anus