Ask North Carolina how “taking care of morality" has helped their economy...

Battle Royale - Warren takes on Bachmann, Palin, Fiorina.... and IDK Anne Coulter? *all at once*.

(While drinking a glass of water speaking through a ventriloquist’s dummy.)

You mean, one of the southern states?

Ah, Carly. Even lying about definitions, I see:

pretty sure it’s just a circle...

Usually I scoff at the notion of overzealous “PC culture” (blech, I don’t even like typing it) running out of control....

I think you really have to want it to be offended by this one.

Of course. Consistency is the name of the game for these gems.

It is all very religious in nature.

He’s the bullhorn to their dog whistle.

First off - the fact that this man has no empathy and is clearly a narcissist is one thing. But can we please acknowledge that he can not even speak about “women” or “women’s issues” without talking as if he’s speaking to men about them? By that, I mean he will keep saying “I’m gonna be so good for women. Women love…

What about Handicapped Privilege? They get all those great parking spots! And LGTBQA Privilege? They get their own flag!

There’s a Derek Jacobi show from the ‘90s called Cadfael. It’s about a crusader-turned-monk set in the 1100s. He’s an herbalist, too, and uses his knowledge of plants to help solve the murders that happen in every episode. It’s basically a detective series. It’s awesome.

Anyway, one episode is all about how some jerk…

Hustling Monks would be an awesome band name.

*please pull through*

“Men are afraid women will laugh at them. Women are afraid men will kill them.” - Margaret Atwood.

I’m sure an enterprising Real American will open a cemetary full of teeny, tiny plots for the thimble-sized coffins necessary to contain the tissue of a few-weeks old embryo. Bootstraps!

THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THESE PEOPLE?

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