Makes sense. Someone let me know when Kanye jumps into the middle of the whole thing to take credit for... creating the world, I guess?

:o Who is Kim Kardashian playing?

My theory is that she is a hot blonde who is smart and successful who does not defer to him/want to fuck him, and he can’t handle it. He can’t make fun of her looks—too beautiful. He can’t make fun of her career—too successful. She owes him nothing and has dared to publicly ask him questions based in reality that make…

Paraphrasing a comment from another poster:

Add making me side with Fox News to the reasons I hate Donald Trump.

It’s like seeing a unicorn.

I feel so weird when the NFL does something right for a change.

I suddenly have some modicum of respect for Rubio and I don't know how I feel about that.

It is the only time I have ever respected him.

I think the worst thing about Trump’s candidacy is he’s opened the racist-bigot-classist-sexist Pandora’s box. Now no one cares what vile thing is said anymore. If Trump was caught on tape with Romney’s 47% line, he’d create a fucking campaign video around it.

Obligatory #thanksobama.

“Wait, why isn’t my side supporting me anymore? Why won’t they believe me when the evid—ohhhhhhhh.”

Breitbart reporters do things OTHER than speculate?

I WILL BE GREAT FOR ALL WOMEN

What option? They had no education, no job skills, no idea about how to survive in the world. Their subservience is so ingrained in them that they can’t see leaving. It’s why Anna Duggar won’t leave, even though her brother is offering to supporter her if she does.

I don’t think us humans can understand the plight of half-human, half-robots as marginalized members of our society.

Internet: You are whore for showing your boobs.

She is just a Republican male on the inside.

Agreed, but I have to admit that the Zodiac Killer jokes re: Ted Cruz are the Hanukkah gift that keeps on giving, and it’s hard to compete with that.

(But yeah, you’re probably right.)

Hi there,

The problem here is coded language. As a Jewish person who has routinely been propositioned by proselytizing missionaries, it’s still pretty screwed up to imply that you’re only a “good [insert person of another faith here] in my” if you meet a pretty limited rubric — and unfortunately in this case, as well…