not to be dramatic but that is the best sentence ever to be written in the history of the english language

The difference between a sale and reimbursement is really not that difficult to understand. There’s a reason why the videos were evidence which led to the people filming being indicted for attempted purchase of fetal tissue while Planned Parenthood was not charged with attempted sale. The reason is they never tried to…

Like I always say...the pro-lifers only have emotion on their side. Emotion is a hell of a drug and no logic will dissuade them from their crusade.

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“Impotent white rage” is what I mentioned below. Fer sure.

I’m guessing he double majored in bigotry and entitlement with a minor in MRA studies, followed by a masters in conspiratorial thinking. He’s A.B.D in a Ph.D in batshit crazy.

I’m not a reporter at all but I have to say that I love it when I’m EXACTLY the bitch that idiot politicians thought I was going to be ha ha.

Could it be Carson is one of those people, like me, who can only use the bathroom at his house for #2? Because that would be a totally legit reason to fly home in the middle of a campaign.

This woman is a true hero. I should celebrate by sending her pictures of my genitals, right?

Tim Disney (grandson of Roy Disney)

They’re too arrogant to think that they’ll get in trouble for this sort of thing.

GOD YOU GUYS I’M JUST TRYING TO NETWORK, WHY YOU GOTTA FREAK OUT WHEN I SEND YOU A PICTURE OF MY DICK IN RESPONSE TO YOUR RESUME?

Another day, another group of women making totally unwarranted complaints about a male politician’s texts. Ladies, he’s just a terrific communicator. Why can’t you understand that in your tiny female brains?

Sing it with me now...

So, here’s the logic behind that. Breastfeeding lowers a woman’s risk of breast cancer. By aborting the pregnancy, you are missing an opportunity to breastfeed. Therefore, forced birthers claim, abortions cause breast cancer.

Yes! Footnote that bitch, right next to “enlarged to show texture” and “results not typical”.

Just know that you have named my autobiography. “Catching Dick Left and Right: The LolaCat5 Story” will sell ALL the copies because of you.

By the same token, “a million” in “A Million Moms” means “appoximately fourteen”.