Sponsored by Streit’s Matzoh and the American Red Cross Blood Drive.

As a Native who now lives Not In New York, I can safely say that the only real difference in values between NYC and literally everywhere else is that they have true respect for the bagel.

In the land of the blind, the one eyed man is king?

Anyone with as much experience as she has in the corporate world, at that level, is already a consummate liar.

I’m guessing they gave her the “Running for Office” system upgrade which includes enhanced bullshit-spouting technology.

But will you be TREMENDOUS at it, like Donald Trump will?

When I cast “Riddikulus” to banish a Boggart, it turns into Carly Fiorina speaking.

Next thing you know these hussies will be showing their ankles!

But BEWBS. DIRTY PILLOWS OF SIN.

Note: pillow is also flat.

UNIONS ARE BAAAAAD! PEOPLE SHOULD BE ABLE TO MAKE CHOICES FOR THEMSELVES BECAUSE THEN THEY MAKE BEST CHOICES IN THEIR PURSUIT OF LIBERTY AND PROFIT!!!

Well done, IAMRU2, you’ve just written your first Libertarian porn

Literally Cracker Barrel. (Yes, LOL) All old white people love Cracker Barrel, like if you wanted to kidnap them that’s what you’d use to get them into the windowless van.

Anyplace that includes the words “Buffet”, really.

Where white people meet? Isn’t that just church, Walmart and the gun range?

It’s called Pottery Barn.

So Carson is the only man he ever met?

Exactly this. And not until a separate (presumably non-local and more reasonably unbiased) agency took an interest in the case.

Troubled Indemnity