She’s the mayor of Uncanny Valley.

“... gilded afterbirth Donald Trump declared today...”

I kind of want to commission some etsy artist to make her a whole set (necklace, earrings, bracelet, TIARA) made out of those little plastic fetus thingies and send it to her.

Nothing says “I’m a Christian” louder than nonsensical intolerance, leaving your family on Christmas, to commit law breaking assholery bordering on homicidal rage!

Considering the ram shackle places that usually fly that flag they should just get an old double-wide trailer for their new wing and save 3.85 million.

aka Barry Gibb Jesus

Delta X, We’re going to our fall back positions, apparently there are more than 3 liberals in attendance, I repeat, there might be some opposition, the pudenda is now off the agenda...

I could see it.

My optometrist advised that I stop talking with my SIL for this very reason.

Truth, I had 19 abortions this way. Sometimes I wasn’t even pregnant, they’re just so good at it.

No, no, what they mean is, women go in for HIV testing, and then they get the hard sell, and upgrade to an abortion.

I love in The Simpsons parody, Sideshow Bob had LUV and HAT with the _ above the A to make it grammatically correct.

#tryingtojustifyyour$100kliberalartsdegree

This is telling the story of a woman yearning to express herself and the wider world judging her for it.

She's probably going to have a dalliance with a cute man at arms in the stables.

What kind of dressed?

re: this whole article

“This salad is dressed,” and “I own my own company.” Since he wasn’t a United States citizen, he couldn’t vote, but had nonetheless found his way to Republican events via an older man who, we learned from Vickie, had been kicked out of every Republican club in the city for groping women. “Don’t you say his name in…

Little did you know the entire room was just filled with undercover bloggers with made-up personas trying to infiltrate the event.

The New York State Young Republicans—not to be confused with the New York Young Republicans

How I picture Ellie and Joanna