I love this comment more than Hannity loves pretending he’s Jesus during sex.

But... But... Surely you must want to unite under the benevolent and watchful eye of our Lord and savior? Plus, we womyns can’t be trusted to think for ourselves. Better to have a legally-wed spouse to do it for you.

I had to stop it because it became a legal issue

“Hey ladies, do you hate bodily autonomy even more than you hate Muslims? Then become a Hannity GOP tart and meet men who don’t care if you orgasm!”

I think you just answered your own question.

‘Whoa, where did that come from, what’s that about,’

Goddammit I HATE it when EXPERTS and PEOPLE WHO KNOW STUFF AND THINGS try to tell me that having a racist, bigoted, misogynistic melted creamsicle running the country like it’s a E! reality show is PROBABLY NOT A GOOD IDEA!!1! I want someone as dumb and narrow minded as I am armed with nuclear codes to run this…

They will sail into the West, they’re saga in this Age of the Earth having been fulfilled.

“Did you know that if a woman has her legs spread this far apart, she is a whore and has probably had an abortion?”

Thank you for your service to women's health.

The first time I realized that things had changed this much was when I introduced my parents to my then boyfriend (now fiance) and upon finding out that his family were the most WASPy WASPs ever took me aside and asked, “They’re not Republicans, are they?”

She’s probably rotting in a rocking chair up in the attic.

I totally had an argument with some fucking guy who turned deeply evangelical bat shit, and he said Gandhi was in hell because he didn’t follow jesus. I was like, “well shit, i’d rather be in hell chilling with gandhi than in heaven with assholes like you”

me and my tallbrunette were talking about this the other night. people think that salvation is a get out of jail free card and it scares the ever living shit out of me.

This Politico piece (Yes, It’s Fair to Compare the Plight of the Syrians to the Plight of the Jews) is an excellent companion piece to that kind of argument you’re making. It points out quite correctly that the arguments people were making in 1939 are identical to the ones being made today; that the Jews were…

He’s not saying “Buy American”. That would be fine.

thanks for that mental image, is it too early for whiskey?

Because they see one facet of every issue surrounding women’s health. You need birth control? It’s because you’re a slut, not because you have a medical condition which can be controlled through hormone therapy. You want an abortion? It’s because you’re a slut who let that guy get you pregnant, not because you were…

The people standing outside of clinics don’t care about solutions. They get to shame. They get to feel superior and judgmental. They want to make people feel small, and they have nothing else to do. How can someone with no life and too much time on their hands find a way to feel superior to other people? Clearly they…