Completely forget that the company logo is from a carved twin tailed mermaid called the Siren, Christians ignore the direct word of God “You shall have no other gods before me. You shall not make for yourself a carved image, or any likeness of anything that is in heaven above, or that is in the earth beneath, or that…

#blackcoffeematters

The cognitive dissonance is basically bouncing off the walls here....

John 6:55

Remember kids: Black Lives Matter is a bunch of whiners who are looking for reasons to be offended. The real oppression is a lack of Christmas iconography on your coffee cups.

I don’t know. They may have a point. Those cups don’t look anything like the ones Jesus drank his Gingerbread Lattes out of.

Or perhaps two people with similar bigoted ideologies found each other and got married?

The pizza dough is more delicious than anywhere else because the water is made of corpses.

that’s the WORST when it’s like, 15 minutes later NOW you decide to jump in and help?

Thanks Obama Vagina

I always love these “Stars: Just Like Us!” things. I mean, seriously, what is Alexander Skaarsgard supposed to do with his effing groceries?

I NEED TO COLOR IT WITH CRAYONS.

Just turned 45. Is my advanced degree going to save me?!?

I would watch your Benny Hill reboot.

The theme would be bees, obviously!

I read this in Stefan’s voice.

I am always amazed at people who confuse food and urban legends.

Surely he’d recall his identity after just one look at his monogrammed thermos.

Every dine and dasher I ever personally saw was a young white person. Every one. Just saying.

Raging Bitch IPA. ;)

You thought it was safe to go into the kitchen... but this Halloween, let Chrissy Teigen scare the crap out of your crap in...