she’ll find some way to justify it with bible verses. like my uncle who refused to come to my gay brother’s wedding but had no problem defending his divorce. it’s a pretty special talent.

Dad: Hey kids, wanna go see a lynching today?
Son: Yeah!
Daughter: Yeah!
Slave, strapped to the back of the wagon: No....
Dad: Well, two to one!

Can we just add FOX NEWS to the list of hate groups?

Ever feel like real life is a badly-written novel?

Christianity is apparently like Choose Your Own Adventure. She can pick out the stuff she likes (hating gays, long denim skirts) and ignore the stuff she doesn’t (divorce is bad).

I still don’t understand how someone who has been married four times can say with a straight face that it undermines her religious beliefs to allow gay people to marry.

I think no snark is the appropriate response. This shit is so sad. And it has to be looked at through the lens of the cult. She was raised in a cult, she has lived in one her whole life. She is quite literally brain washed. It breaks my heart. It is so difficult to get away from any cult, much less one that you've…

Maybe I’m rusty from being away for so long, but I have no snark for her. I legitimately feel sorry for her. To feel so trapped that you can’t leave your husband after you find out he’s molested 5 little girls, most being his sisters, is a horror I could never imagine. His infidelity is just the sick cherry on top of…

Need more lions. You aren’t a legit martyr until lions get involved.

Aren't those called chavs?

Well, it’s all about how much it can haul. Obviously, a doucheschooner hauls more than a douchecanoe, though both pale before the douchefreighter.

Old people are like every single other group of people: some are great, some are terrible, most are somewhere in between. True, a lot of them suffer from dementia, but that’s obviously far from universal, and in the absence of any actual evidence, I see no reason to assume it’s the case in this particular story.

Colin can we have an episode of BCO that’s simply “Because Fuck Darden”?

YOUR REAL MOTHER LEFT YOU IN A HOTEL SAFE

i know! and baby cages aren’t a thing anymore either! we have nothing! http://content.time.com/time/specials/…

DON’T TELL ME HOW TO LIVE MY LIFE, YOU’RE NOT MY REAL MOM.

“They are still stunned that this is how it has all gone down,”

Ugh, I hate that they’re caving to these idiots!! It just gives more ammunition to the anti-GMO, chemophobic nutjobs. They don’t see this as a PR move, but as “proof” that there was something wrong or dangerous with caramel coloring to begin with. Similar to the thimerosal in vaccines “controversy”.

Honestly, I don’t want to see shit food babe has to say about anything.