Another commenntor yesterday compared it to how the robots/hosts are programmed on the new Westworld series — when faced with a situation that contradicts their narrative (“you’re not real” or a photo of the modern world) they just negate it (“that does’nt look like anything to me”) or pivot back to their predefined…

That’s why he only spends time around the ones easily mistaken for sex dolls.

But according to his rent-a-doc, all tests of his astonishingly excellent health are positive, so...

Of course he will refuse. Hill would say fine, lets do this at Bethesda Naval Hospital under tight controls. Trump will refuse saying it’s a gov facility and in the tank for her, while his syncophantic rent-a-doc is overheard saying in a loud stage whisper: “I got some clean urine off eBay like you asked!” <pulls…

Col. Szandrosz

I’m sorry Mr. Trump, but this isn’t legal tender. It’s just a piece of paper with your picture on it saying “This note entitles the bearer to one free blow job lap dance tongue kiss back rub.”

Seriously! Who makes out with his gay, barely legal side piece in a fucking mall food court!? Somebody has a bad case of the I Want To Get Caughts, me thinks. Are he and David Vitter having a competition? Because this is bad, but I think banging a hooker while dressed like a giant baby in diapers still takes the cake

Nice to know Yenni has upped his fetish game from tighty whities to...black Calvin Kleins bikini briefs. Ooo, so outrageious. Come on, Yenni, go full Leather Daddy or GTFO.
Ugh. Republicans are such amateur fucking pervs. Honestly, it’s embarrassing.

Have they asked what the young man was wearing? Obviously it had to be something scandalous in order for him to tempt an upstanding Republican, Christian, family man into sin...

Or is he promising not to repeat being attracted to that particular young man?

And look what he’s wearing! Nothing says “political power bottom” like an unimaginative Brooks Brothers suit.

When he finally does whip it out and say

Yeah but she’s already sat through, what, 12 straigh hours of a House Republican witch hunt using almost as outlandish claims as anything they’ll throw at her in +/-45 minutes of town hall.

Calling it now: Trump is going to insult at least one question asker from the audience. With any luck, it will be a mom holding a small kid or a veteran. Hillary won’t send him over the edge, it will be the “little people” daring to violate his I Am Awesome bubble with real questions. Hillz will simply step aside to…

Any tiny giraffes. I totally forgot about tiny giraffes...

One Nation, under White, Machine-gun toting Jesus, with Obesity and Diabetes for all.

There will be oil paintings of Ivanka in a bikini in every room. Oil paintings are classy as f**k.

Yep, if a black president shrank their white priviledge, we all know what answering to a female president will shrink for those people.

Sounds like she and Ivanka are going to have to have a swimsuit walk off to see who is daddy’s favorite.

Shrieking, poop throwing, occasionally walking upright— it’s perfect.