I’ll never forget that thing we did at that place with the stuff.

Jesus, there is a sturdy, metal coat hook right there on the door. What is wrong with parents these days?

And all the pantries would be stocked floor-to-ceiling with cans of Campbell’s soup.

It’s down to the undecideds and the inattentive at this point. The Trumpanzees (I love that term and stole it from another commenter) won’t abandon their Dear Orange Leader no matter what because he validates their anger and applauds their ignorance. But all the folks who only start paying attention once the debates…

So does Breibert or the Daily Stormer have a print version? Because if USA-OK! USAToday is unendorsing Donnie, I guess the Drumpf properties will need a new, free newsrag to put under the room service breakfast plates.

All the ones who are either banging hot, young staffers on the side or are secretly gay. Sooooo...all of them?

Supply Side Jesus would not be caught dead with that f**king hippy hair-do.

So, you’re Irish Catholic? ;-)

Archer: Hey, Lana, would you say that Carlos is in the zone of dan...

There’s probably a pretty good Dr. X/Cerebro/telepathy joke in there someplace but I’m not sure I wanna dig that deep. ;-)

He’s also a dead ringer for either:

And by “squirrel” you mean either:

Oh, come on, look how she’s dressed. She totally wants it — or she should just get another job.

Well, pretty close to the kitchen so she can tell her underpaid, undocumented Salvadoran cook, maid and nanny exactly what to do. Because The Donald wants his dinner on the table right we he heaves his flaccid girth across the threshold gets home, dammit!

America is the ark of Noah

True, but Trump is also an opportunistic racist. He’ll loudly fulminate against any minority that his marketing team has figured out it will get the angry, credulous rubes that make up his base to open up their wallets, shout loudly at events and pull the lever for him in November.

Vagenda item #2: Manocide

...something predatory trying very, very hard to look human [ed: and failing]

He looks like Patrick Bateman in every fucking picture! Exactly how much money does it take for a certain type of woman to consider marrying something like that?

And tunnels. Big, powerful, self-interested trains going in and out of tunnels that they can barely fit through! No regulation can stop them, no “rails” are as hard as those made by a superhero business man who refuses to think about others.