Time to play another exciting game of “Where is Pat Nixon’s Hand?”

“Can’t get there from here, sonny...”

And I thought it was bad when it became a site stuffed with links to self-agrandizing articles full of biz school buzzwords and PowerPoint hand-outs nobody wanted.

OK, I can kinda see that.

Are chicks putting bikini pics on LinkedIN now? Should I be spending more time on this site?

You kinda need a ‘paper trail.’ Because sadly if you just walk away/ignore persistent harassment without actually saying “No” or “Stop” or “Leave me alone” I fear lazy or overwhelmed police/HR reps will tell you you don’t really have a case because you didn’t and how is a Nice Guy (tm) to know? It’s entirely unfair…

So why aren’t you blocking his phone number(s)?

Never watched the show. It sounds like American Horror Story: Country Music.

I’m not sure that “Honey, are you still awake?” counts as a Safe Word.

Or ran a profitable, mafia-backed brothel just like in the Godfather movies until Batista got ousted.

She’s a high-profile Republican, she’ll always find a way to make obscene amounts of money by either screwing the employees at some other big company or helping some other Republican pol screw the Poor and (what’s left of ) the Middle Class.

That the Frankenstein monster of their own creation is unsurprisingly (at last to those of us in the reality-based world) running rampant inside the Republicans’ own house is old hat. Seriously, there’s only so much schadenfreude one can take. But I don’t think the provervial fat lady has sung yet.

Sadly my money is on the cis-but-not-femme or trans woman getting shot. Some well armed bathroom bigot will eventually grab the woman who says “get the fuck out of my way I just need to pee”...pepper spray or krav maga will happen and then that fucking idiot will “stand his ground” emptying most of a clip into the…

Until that story falls apart.

Attaching the fuzzy pink mustache to the bow of the boat would be pretty funny, admittedly.

Lifejackets are for closers. You can always order more prosititutes. Srsly, Amazon Prime Thailand can deliver same day.

Surge Pricing, my friend. (Short-hand for when the Invisible Hand of the Market grabs you by the balls while simultaneously picking your pocket)

Don’t worry, those are just the waiters, Biff.

So in Alabama:

Well, how many shrill, unqualified, harridans who are also pathological liars do you know?