I also love the old Retcon Them Into Being Christian scam. Are your filthy peasants refusing to stop worshipping a local pagan tree/Rock/river spirit? Presto! That inconvenient reminder of the pagan past is now Christian martyr. Usually killed off by the Romans, but you could make it Druids if you’re feeling…

Wouldn’t surprise me. Her political opinions and grasp of the facts have not transitioned and are clearly still White Male Republican Privilege. She’ll probably skip voting and pout on TV that none of the Republicans leapt at the chance to make her Trans Ambassador.

“I vote all the time! See, I just liked your post on Facebook.”

This being a Tyler Perry joint — Joseph will be lecturing Mary on the importance of (female) fidelity and inherent weak-willedness of her half of the species since she got knocked up by someone/something that wasn’t her husband. And I’m sure the Magdeline will be super slutty and hot.

Yep. Where “America: Great country or Greatest country?” is as tough as the “journalism” questions ever get.

This is my guess as well. She’s a stunningly beautiful woman (doesn’t mean I agree with, just giving credit) who he cannot stick his dick in solely because he’s obscenely wealthy and reasonably influential. And his completely ego-controlled brain is flailing its arms like Robbie the Robot squawking “Does not compute!…

Since in Trump’s world there are only 3 types of women: Trophy Wives, Future Trophy Wives and Losers he really has no capacity to process an attractive woman its agency.

Precisely. “Megan Kelly just did a Journalism 101!” should not be cause for celebration. Journalism 101 is the bare f*cking minimum to qualify as journalistic integrity (a loaded phrase post Gamergate, I know). If she did real journalism ever day, all the time, in spite of being in the Fox News chess pool that would…

Shilling. Shilling is something other than speculating.

I kinda hope Rachel Maddow invites her out for drinks soon. Reality-based media might have a new recruit.
“No hard feelings, girl. Wanna work on some real news?”

Girl needs a serious dose of reality.

At first I assumed it was the obvious ‘male, Republican, small time politician stiffs Hooters waitress for not acting enough like a prostitue’ story. Which is sad and rage-inducing, but not in the least surprising. But the lady Republican at Hooters is a twist. Did she really get bad service or was she lashing out…

I’m pretty sure you’d have to make a hell of a mitzvah to make up for giving someone a rabid weasle like Cruz as a Hanukkah gift.

Wait! This the first part of the marketing campaign for the next season of American Horror Story, isn’t it!!??

Srsly — cursed how!!??

Seriously, unscrupulous contractors are hella more scary than restless spirits.

We are talking about Florida here, so...

When life imitates Archer:

Good point. Larry Wilmore’s take on FLDS trying to recruit African Americans would probably be comedy gold. Make that happen, Comedy Central!

Any connection to the Levellers? Or is that a bit later? I know that lot was a pain in Cromwell’s side despite his own fairly dour Protestantism. Granted radical Protestant/Puritans sects were a dime a dozen by this time...