Chevy Chase, please call your office!

But that’s always been the pitch, hasn’t it? According to Republican talking points there’s an Abortion Industry whose only interest is maximizing the number of abortions they perform because they’re somehow immensely profitable. And it seems like abortion doctors are jumping out from behind bushes and ambushing…

Look it’s as tragic as can be but if he had no prior police record to get him on the No Buy list that’s expecting.a bit much from The System. Sadly the firing for harassment would not have raised any flags at purchase. Now if there had been a restraining order in place and he still managed to purchase a gun that would…

At which he totally (weeeellll...probably) shanked some dude.

I was mostly thinking about —

Except that ‘carte blanche’ is gay and French.

Well, I’d be more comfortable with open carry if there were more stringent background checks and insurance/liability requirements. But when any slavering, paranoid nutjob can waltz into a gun show and waltz back out with a semi-automatic and body armor piercing rounds without having to answer any questions tougher…

And, sadly, probably also an NRA online “degree” in the Second Amendment.

I’m going to call shennanigans on him having a soul. He wussed out and quit before he could be fired.

I was going to say he would be going immediately to the old standby “my remarks were taken out of context” but nope, he flipped the script and went Full Cartman

Femminist false flags are the worst. The. Worst.

Cease & desist order from Morrisey’s vegan lawyer in 3...2...1... ;-)

Only the patricarch of one of the most important families in East St. Louis.

The uncharitable part of me thinks his thought bubble would say:

Waiting to see the patented Stand by Your Man tableau at a future press event, which is the sad requirement of the Political Wife career track. Or maybe she’ll refuse to meekly enable his bullshit anymore and say “Fuck the Brooks Brothers suit and pearls routine, I’m outta here.”

And it’s the way political staffs work. Your job as a staffer is to metaphorically felate the fragile ego of a narcissist. The member is never wrong, a staffer always takes the fall. It’s not in the least bit surprising that horn dog family values types assume they can make the transition to actual felatio. And…

I would have more sympathy for them if they strongly spok out against it. But they’ve either softballed the issue or been forced to softball the issue by JimBob so they’re not getting their due OR setting any sort of example for other women and girls who will suffer the same thing from men raised in this misogynistic…

So, the living embodiment of the Joker meme/MRA talking point:
Go to an Animal Shelter to get a new pet and you’re a hero.
Go to a women’s shelter to get a new girlfriend and everyone loses their mind.

If she’s ‘forced to have sex’ she’s actually just a lying slut who had it coming, because look how she’s dressed and boys will be boys. And, ipso facto, still baby-murderin’.

Paul Ryan is on line #1 for you, peregrine.