I’m pretty sure the type of white people who go to REI (like me!) are not this site’s target market.

She’s comin’ right at us!! *blam-blam*

Bazinga!

If I’m reading her and her boss right she probably wears an “innie” micro-bullet that is remote controlled by The Donald.

So did his mom Graecian Formula all his facial hair and dye his friggin mop too? But yeah, totally drunk or recreationally mediated with over prescribed opioids.

Where's the sausage? Ask his mom, maybe she knows....

Where exactly did you put it down? Is it under the 1TB ltd edition Xbox ONE that has a lacy Victoria’s Secret thong on top of it?

While I agree with your sentiment I suspect the whole free drugs and booze and no parental supervision thing dramatically lowers the inhibition bar for partying with assholes.

So how much has the entitled little prick screwed the pooch by leaving the country? One has to hope that ratchets up the minimum punishment.

If I was a gamblin’ man i’d say wagering that SC will throw $3M at a Confederate Flag Museum instead of public programs where it might help sluts single mothers, lazy moochers and people with un-American skin color is a pretty safe bet.

Does that mean they'll be introducing First Order Barbie as well?

It will need a floor you can clean with a squeegee, and those don’t come cheap.

I sucked up to the Pope early and generally did OK. My favorite way to use the Papal AI against other players was to give recently captured enemy provinces that were too far away from my metropolitan center to the Pope. “Want that province back, German Emperor? Guess you’re going to have to risk excommunication,…

Blonde, Dinosaur-Riding Jesus FTW

He might as well be wearing an Ed Hardy t-shirt that says “I Cruise High School Chicks”

I’ll take “The Guy She’ll Be Banginig While Joe is in the Slammer” for $800, Alex.

So, all the best shooting and bombing parts of WWII without having to save a bunch of socialist Jews?

“...working hard with local health departments...” to secure as much Viagra and as many Fleshlights are possible. Vagina-having burdens on society get bootstraps.

With discounts like that, you’re just throwing away money if you don’t!

This sounds like a bad Secret Service emergency signal when Fiorina does something crazy at a campaign stop — like wading out into the crowd to shake hands and talk to people unscripted.