Ideally nobody would be uncomfortable using words like “vagina.”

Because Republicans, obvi.
For the crowd she’s trying to engergize, vaginas only exist in porn. If she starts talking about lady parts which she also has in any informed fashion the Tea Party and Biblical Partriarchy majority that makes up the Republican primary voter bloc will immediately assume she’s a sekrit…

Yeah, she pretty much premptively gave up control of her life and vagina to a laundry list of patriarchal figures, both real and imagined. She’s doubling down on surrender/submission. Woe unto her kids. The Duggar cult continues to generate victims at a rate almost equal the number kids express laning it out of Mama…

Let’s see if we can guess how big the overlap is on the Venn diagram of Stockholm Syndrome and Duggarite Christianity...

Or we could capture all the Jezebel snark inspired names for the Almighty as well:

#NotAllCorndogs

“ensueth”

“Roll, roll, roll in ze hay...”

And at next season’ s party he is going to be all up in the face of every single woman there he doesn’t recognize until he has to be escorted out by security or gets maced by a particularly well-prepared attendee.

I’m sure the NRA’s online store this as well as the Condiment Assault Rifle and Condiment Bazooka. Because Freeedumb!1!! I guess...

And the redheaded flower girl is straight up pulling a Cartman: Screw you guys, I’m going back to the castle (before that dumb bitch puts an arrow in a bridesmaid).

Republican Rain Man.

And re: the single Brussel Sprout —

Well, if your lawyers got their degrees from Liberty, Bob Jones or Patrick Henry...

“Hey, honey, let’s go see a live performance by Sean Hannity.”

And the number of men dressed exactly like Hans Landa on Sean’s new dating site is...pretty much all of them, except the ones who who refuse to wear anything other than Duck Dynasty approved camo and hunting vests.

Apparently my gender needs to step up its game. Too many squishy liberal beta males out there for Sean Hannity’s liking. Time to get those women locked into their only acceptable gender role via the most bronze age understanding of marriage. Otherwise you guys will just start spelling “women” wrong (‘womyn’ srsly?)…

No secret society worth their salt would go within a country mile of those idiots. We They would just buy a controlling share in TLC stock and laugh all the way to the bank.

The nutjobs that love the Duggars are going to watch anything with their names on it. TLC is apparently a corporate person without a soul as they find ways to remain on the Duggar gravy train (ew!) while pretending to ‘punish’ them for Josh’s finger bangy transgressions. And let’s be honest here, if Jessa stays in the…

I am reminded of the little pissant who got actual jail time for “swatting” a fellow online game player. He had a long, predictable history of online trash talk and harrassment but melted down and cried like a little baby when the judge justifiably threw the book at him. Cuz it’s all fun and games potentially getting…