“man-sludge” is brilliant. Part of me hopes it catches on a phrase, are part of me totally skeeved out by the mental image it paints.

Yeah, Roman Londinium was like one square mile (generally referred to as The City in modern London, roughly following the outline of the old Roman walls), a bridge and a peak population of 40,000+ Not too shabby by ancient standards, but nothing like the scale of the sprawling, modern metropolis with a population of…

After being the VP during his second term. Which she’ll spend under his desk, if you take my meaning. Which I think you do. Spoiler alert: it rhymes with “blowjobs”

Where, oh where, will Fox News find another vapid blonde with great legs to read cue cards full of nonsense while Tea Party America strokes its misplaced sense of victimhood? It’s not like Roger Ailes has some sealed chamber right next to his office full of FemBots just awaiting their Fox News chip implant...er, I may…

Sorry if I was coming of as defensive, not intended. I’m totally psyched about both Marvel series on Netflix and am always puzzled when some fans (not you) insist on making #TeamMurdock and #TeamJessica factions over Talmudic disputes about adaptation from the written sources. And I say this as an obsessive re-reader…

I liked Daredevil a lot and refuse to see my fandom for these shows as an either/or proposition. They’re different beasts and I appreciate each on their merits. I think my favorite part of the Jessica Jones idea (I admit to having never read the Alias graphic novels) is that the superpowers don’t quite work. Jessica…

I thought Generation War was pretty well done. Sure the main Jewish character manages to escape and fights in the resistance and survives the whole damned war, but I never got the feeling it was a white-wash job. All the German protagonists were put through the wringer in situations nearly as deadly as those suffered…

Doogie Hauser: Nazi Doctor was the best part of that movie. That, and Denise Richards’ cleavage.

Donald, baby, you can stop deep throating the Gun Humpers, they were always going to vote for you. Unless it’s just that Wayne Lapierre won’t let go of your ears...

Also, too, someone needs to edit together some sound clips so we can have Michael Chiklis dressed as The Thing saying: “Can you smell what the Rock is cooking!?”

I expect each and every one of these to be Kinja screen names by the end of the day. They are glorious.

“Steve Glutenberg” wins all the internets.

I continue to amazed by the myopic sociopathy of despotic, small time manager-types. How much fucking money do you really think you are saving by not giving out straws!!?? I know, I know — it’s a control issue and not subject to rational explanation. I just really feel for folks like the author who are made to jump…

I feel like Grandma really needed to cross stitch in at least one F-bomb to capture the true flavor of a comments section.

I just had a serious Wednesday Addams moment with that—as in “Are your cookies made with real Girl Scouts?”

I think Carson will fade as well. Possibly after Trump leaves the race. Carson is spectacularly unqualified to be the leader of the free world and I can’t imagine that once the nomination field narrows that the Republican Establishment won’t figure out a way to sideline him. I’m bought into the idea many analysts are…

OMFG, can we please get some fake campaign posters made up using Pornstache Jeb!?

A snarky barista with time on their hands (which those poor bastards never have when the lines are long) could have just kept calling out: “Mary. Mary...” like Ferris Buehler’s Day Off and make gun humping Christ-bro answer to a girl’s name.

Yeah nothing beats the artisanal, deep-vault, 150 year old corpse water for giving pizza crust just the right tooth. Jersey pizza is always second rate because their water just has shallow-grave mafia hits from the 70’s.

...New York is a layer cake made of ghosts.

I’m trying to figure out who is worse, her or the perverts who’d pay money to sexually abuse mentally handicapped people chained up in a sh1t-stained basement?