And entitled little 1% spawn will be shrieking for their own candy dispensing game room in 3...2...1...

Check out sex columnist Violet Blue’s site (tinynibbles dot com). There are a lot more women writing and directing porn than there used to be and they are creating sub-genres based more on mutual pleasure and boundaries, etc. and less on vacant Barbie dolls being objectified and jack-hammered into submission. It…

No, they’ll say he was a chinless Beta with “no game” and still blame women.

3rd Grade coping skills
JV-level male privilege
Ph.D. level weapons access

Transportation paid for by generous, enterprising job creators whose radical approach to motivating their “guest workers” (whippings, brandings, etc.) have been totally taken out of context by modern, bed wetting liberals.

Being raped was also part of the supply chain. Enslaved Africans impregnated by white slavers gave birth to half-black mulattos who would bring a higher price, once they matured, than full-blood African slaves. And slave owners, like livestock owners, bred desirable blood lines together creating Quatroons (slaves with…

Or, this being based on Texas guidelines, purposefully obfuscates and criminally downplays the issue in line with the radical right-wing revisionist view of the historical record codified by the Texas School Board.

Except in the warm, fuzzy Frank-Capra-by-way-of-the-Spanish-Inquisition version of American these knuckle-draggers masturbate to sluts women don’t have that sort of agency. They either have all the babies their owner husband can seed on them or spend a lifetime raising their out-of-wedlock Shame Babies like the Angry…

The best euphemism for butt-secks that somehow isn’t actually a euphemism for butt-secks.

God bless the now-former intern who “accidentally” sent his boss to the Hanger Club as a must see DC destination. They trauma and gay panic continue to pay off...

I’m sorry, what? I was just entering some *cough* completely non-stripper related information into Google Maps...

Every woman in America — change your cell phone number pronto.

I’ll take “Blow Job from Staffer or Under-Age Intern” for $900, Alex.

Because in their twisted little minds the only “measure” for reducing abortions is for godless slutzillas to keep their legs together. Or become a Duggar and pop out babies every time their owner husband...who am I kidding: owner, wants to get his rocks off until it kills them.

“Deserving People” = Not the negroes

OK, where the hell is the obligatory .GIF of Derek Zoolander in his mining outfit....er, I mean ensemble? Come on Jezzies, this is not rocket surgery.

Don’t forget: “chardonnay sipping” too! Because knowing which wine pairs well with what food makes you a real pussy, I guess.

So is he the older, more responsible version of Blonde, Dinosaur-riding Jesus? Is this that Trinity thing I keep hearing about? Is the third one Machine Gun Jesus? I bet the third one Machine Gun Jesus...

This might set a record for the most Bible quotes in any Jezebel discussion in the history of ever. How is it all us pagans, Jews and liberals haven’t been struck by lightning!?

Or, when done in a restaurant, these people call it “tipping”