And holy shit, that Instagram page. Everything about it screams entitled, PUA/MRA douche-bro.

Who would you shank for a Klondike bar?

Gharabighi grabbed all of them at once, because apparently, he is mentally 6 years old...

Helen Mirren manages to look classy as fuck in a black sequined evening gown while disposing of bodies in a bathtub with lots of hydrochloric acid so I’m going with that.

Apparently she didn’t get the memo that there is very little overlap in the Venn diagram of ‘Informed Women’ and ‘Republic Base.’ She should just wear some red high heels and shoot stuff.
“Sarah Palin for you on line 2, Ms. Fiorina.”

Jeez, for a Palin that borders on intelligible. You just have to approach all of her little brain droppings like you’re reading something a 2nd grader wrote in crayon.

“Notable” as in: I note that no-one has brought me a sammich yet.
[10 white dudes in suits then stare at Carly]

I can’t believe Cruz wants to get rid of a guy who killed a bunch of Injuns so that enterprising white folk could take over Florida AND told the liberal ninnies on the Supreme Court to go f**k themselves when they complained about the whole Trail of Tears thing.

And overalls. All from the Green Acres Collection, which is so hot right now.
Hubby #4 clearly needs to ponder whether there’s more to life than being really, really, really, really ridiculous good looking bigoted.

Sodom & Gomorrah, you say?
Take it away Big Audio Dynamite!

Martyr my ass. If there are no hungry lions involved, or she doesn’t get nailed to something, that ain’t real Christian martyring.

I think you mean 2 to 3/5

Kids, what would you like to do today? Go the boardwalk or watch the menfolk lynch some uppity negroes? Either option is good since there will be ice cream and lots of people you know at both.

Dammit! Stupid facts ruining a perfectly good joke...

“wait for the facts to come in” = wait until we manufacture a counterfactual alternate reality narrative the simultaneously fellates our viewers’ basest instincts and scares the bejeebus out of them.

So basically Roger Ailes saw her in a bikini on TV and after masturbating furiously at his desk yells “Get those fuckin’ tits* a news show!” into his intercom.
God bless, America.

By Kirk Cameron...

What do you think this is, the Lilith Fair? ;-)

So the British version of Malibu’s Most Wanted. Or however they spell Vanilla Ice in the Olde Country.

Seriously, if you want to get informed on this, look up (and then follow on all possible channels) her nemesis — Yvette d’Entremont, the SciBabe. Who actually holds a degree in chemistry and practices real fucking science for her career.