You reflections on Prosciutto reminded me of one of my favorite Anthony Bourdain quotes, where he called bacon the gateway drug for getting vegetarians to eat meat.

"...finest seasoned pork honks..."

Perfect for keeping your copy of the Gay Agenda in!

I have lots of gay friends, isn't that right Mr. Hat?

Or rents a house college co-eds that's lousy with hidden cameras.

Then you probably don't live in Montana.

They have bagels in Alabama? Do they call them something different, because, you know—Jews?

Right , I think it might actually be: ignorami

Vagenius wins all the Internets today for the correct (I think) declension of "ignoramus."

His replacement will probably be the admin for the Misandry! sub-reddit...

The GOP is working tirelessly to make sure no sluts women can have an aberration performed on them by the godless Aberration Industry...wait, what? Damn you, AutoCorrect!

You saw that episode of Salem, too? Awesome!

Matthew 7:WTF

Human Rape Consultant Apologist — there, fixed it for you.

Lawsuit from spectacularly unsuccessful American copycat in 3...2...1...

You forgot "boob"

Show us on the bear how this Brand stops a drunk romantic partner from beating it half to death, Ms. Witt.

Photoshop CC introduces the new Romney Filter.

One hesitates to encourage Florida to "do better" than minor penis wound with a small caliber weapon, however.