Awesome work, Feminist Knitting Circle! Even Granny Weatherwax would be proud.

Are we sure he said "come to your country and EAT all your bread"?

Yeah, are there lots of Craigslist ads for anonymous elevator sex with chubby, closeted dudes who look like they might sell insurance or extended warranties as their day jobs?

Not a literal eye of a needle but a figurative one. A walled & gated ancient city like Jerusalem would close and bar the main gates at night. There would be a small door built into the gate, or just off to the side. This is what is known as a postern or wicket gate—referred to colorfully in the Holy Land as the "eye…

And on behalf of Doctor Who fandom: #NotAllBowTies

Next week on the stunning finale of "Models Delivering Coke and Sushi" — Jack and Christopher die in a tragic gasoline fight accident.

"Wetmore"...seriously? Porn names are getting really popular these days. When is their un-indicted co-conspirator Miles Long going to be brought to justice?

When you say: "Young men have a huge potential to change the world and make it a better place for everyone..." you need to then finish the fucking thought and say HOW. Otherwise you're just a vapid idiot spouting empty slogans that are automatically read in Derek Zoolander voice. And I'd really like to continue…

I though it might have been an inelegant workaround for a word that would automatically get flagged — like pr0n. (And as a Thrones fan, I wondered if wasn't a "thaphireths" allusion in there somewhere.) So, it's an acronym that encourages bad grammar. Got it.

A reading from the Book of Ikea.

Because those buildings only had to stand long enough to take selfies in front of...

"Pharisaical motherfuckers" totally needs to be read in Samuel L. Jackson voice. I think that might be in some out-takes from Pulp Fiction.

Preach, blonde surfer Jesus.

Exactly! You can thank dissolute southern colonists for keeping the fun parts of the yuletide alive. And the Hessians for popularizing the thinly veiled paganism of the Christmas tree.

<making sh1t up>Clearly that hazing with a banana by fellow Growing Pains cast members kicked the whole thing off. What else can explain his famous: bananas are the perfectly shaped fruit and disprove evolution video?</>

It also requires computers not infested with viruses from cheap-ass porn sites. Anonymous probably could have taken down most of the KKK members' computers with, like, two fake porn sites. And maybe a link to a fake legal defense fund for the child molester dating Honey Boo Boo's idiot mother.

Will there be Side Hugs?

...unless Kirk Cameron has his own line of bananas...

O.M.F.G. — Nelson Van Alden, you're alive!

<Narrator voice> Do you want to know more? </Narrator voice>
Hellz yeah.