Find me the year the top player left his throne and joined someone else?

In fairness, I stole that line from Raylan Givens in “Justified.” 

Is the point of “Versuz” to be the best at rapping, or to have had the largest collection of mainstream radio hits? I’d stick my dick in a blender before I spent more than five seconds on Instagram, so I honestly don’t know.

I drive a 4-cylinder Equinox that gets 32 mpg on the highway, ain’t nothing loathsome about that boring-ass vehicle. I’ll let you know when I get a Yukon or Tahoe to have all the room we’ll need for the two tiny monsters that live down the hall from me, then you can call my vehicle loathsome. 

Random memory: I sat next to Jeff Jordan and another then-Illini hooper at a bar watching the 2009 UNC/Michigan St title game. As UNC pulled away I said “I guess your dad’s thrilled.” He laughed and said “Ha, he don’t give a fuck.”

OK. 

https://www.espn.com/nba/story/_/id/29130478/michael-jordan-stands-firm-republicans-buy-sneakers-too-quote-says-was-made-jest

Necessary context on that quote. 

Sure, it “can be said.” I can also say that my SUV is fueled by clam chowder. Doesn’t mean it’s true.

The left calls this a white supremacist party

Yeesh, and I thought us pro wrestling fans were sensitive.

Dunno if I’d go that far, but the B10 and Big XII have been the toughest top-to-bottom leagues for quite awhile now. Just glad that my school is relevant again.

Defunding police IS supporting them. We’re taking things off your plates you’re not equipped to do, ya humps. That leaves you far more time to be ineffectual at all the OTHER things you aren’t equipped to do. 

Yep. It’s the best league in America. Never an easy one, always fucking stressful.

I’ll continue:

Because he’s a good heel and people want to see him get knocked out, and he’s smart enough to not give that satisfying outcome away for awhile.

My go-to response, as a huge wrestling fan, when people tell me it’s fake: “I can assure you pro wrestling really exists.”

Why? He’s already mastered the only important skill of fighting: making people want to pay money to see you do it.

And *you’re* a casual user of the English language, but who’s counting?

Say what you will about WWE- and while I love pro wrestling, I hate current WWE- at least they know how to properly utilize a Paul brother: by having him eat shit from Kevin Owens on a stunner.

What’s funny about this is that WWE currently has no interest in hiring anyone who’s already made a name/has experience in pro wrestling outside of WWE, preferring again to hire college athletes, fitness models, and anyone else they think they can mold into their funhouse mirror idea of what a pro wrestler is.