That makes sense. I don’t think anyone at Action Park cared if the patrons got hurt.

Not an East Coaster, but I assume Action Park? I need to watch the doc “Class Action Park” again, it was so good.

...although there is something hilarious about the link purporting to be about bystanders capturing the incident on video actually linking to Travis Scott’s Coachella performance

I know it’s not something The Root’s editorial staff has any control over, but hooo boy is an ad for Showtime’s “The Man To Fell To Earth” just about the worst possible thing to be at the top of the page for this article

I don’t think, in the history of badass and daring things, that anyone who describes themselves as “badass and daring” has actually, in fact, been badass and daring.

You beat me to it. I came to make the “Caveliers don’t usually win in Milwaukee” joke.

To the dismissed racist dipshit: go ahead and kindly fuck off. You’re not on my side.

Haters will argue that it’s too soon to add Staley’s name to the list of GOATs that includes Mike Krzyzewski, whose career was ended with a loss to North Carolina on Saturday, John Wooden, the king of kings of NCAA coaches, Georgetown’s Big John Thompson, the late, great Pat Summitt and U-Conn’s Geno Auriemma, whose…

What exactly are you processing? You told a joke, he slapped you in the face. That was the whole thing. Reminds me of “The Gang Gets Racist” from Season 1 of Always Sunny:

I’m sorry all of this happened to you. Or I’m happy for you. Or DAAAMMN, that shit is crazy!

I’m married, so I’m sufficiently chastened every day. At least I didn’t start making Arrested Development references. “I hope Jada has a spare bowl of CANDY BEANS!” 

Sure.

You did the right thing. 

I haven’t. Correction, though: Anthony Anderson’s most memorable scene ever is playing the drive-thru guy in “Harold and Kumar Go To White Castle.” 

I can never see Anthony Anderson as anything but Antwan Mitchell in “The Shield.” Holy shit, he was amazing in that show. 

“I was out of line”

He got in one little fight, and Jada got scared. She said “You can’t slap Chris Rock just ‘cuz I got no hair.” 

Only wrestling fans will get the terminology, though I think it’s fairly clear from context: Will Smith got worked into a shoot.

So, I didn’t actually get robbed myself. I left the ID and the card with a bartender to reserve a pool table, and then the bar claimed they were gone when I went to close my tab and get my shit back.

I was there for a bachelor party. Hopefully the next time I go, I don’t get my driver’s license and credit card stolen. At least I found out how easy it is to get back on a plane without an ID.