22.7 million followers, and I don’t think I know a single person who listens to her music. 

I, for one, look forward to being in a grass field with a bunch of crazy white dudes with terrible facial hair this weekend.

You don’t have an obligation.

Literally the only reason I clicked on this post was in the hopes that someone had posted exactly this.

He’s a trash person that I wouldn’t want near any team I cheer for, but he’s found a third/final act as a quality low-cost, low-maintenance backup center that’s still an elite rebounder and above-average defender.

That’s why I’m bringing the rationality and the stats, because it comes all the way back around to being subversive!

Not the Pistons, I think they finally have their shit together. They’re not gonna do anything to take the ball out of Cade’s hands unless it’s when he’s sharing it with Kilian Hayes, who I still think is gonna be really good unless he doesn’t fit with Cade at all (which might turn out to be the case), and they have…

Oh, not arguably. It’s absolutely worse. It was a no-brainer of a deal when the Wizards extended him in 2017. He was durable and he was elite at both ends of the floor. 

John Wall signed that extension in 2017. He was smack in his prime at 27, coming off his fourth of five straight All-Star games, a 3rd-team All-NBA selection, and averaged 23 points, 11 assists, 2 steals and shot 45% (all career highs). And perhaps most importantly, he was one of the most durable guards in the league…

Their 2020 class was historically atrocious for them, but their 2021 class ranked 8th, 2019 ranked 18th and 2018 ranked 3rd. 2022 is early and impossible to say with a coaching change, but they do have a couple of committed 5* kids.

Agreed. I half-expect them to sign you any day. 

Quarterbacks have absolutely gotten better. There isn’t any evidence that new safety rules have any causation on player health or career longevity, either.

“Sometimes I do something and I think, ‘That is so Raven.’ Other times I’ll do something and be like, ‘That is not very Raven.’” -Zach Galifianakis

Dear Side Hustle King.

Bart! With ten thousand dollars, we’d be millionaires!

What’s the problem? I can’t think of anyone more qualified to comment on cognitive decline. 

It does matter a little bit, because I’m not talking about his employment. (As Joe pointed out, that probably isn’t why he no longer works at ESPN.) 

I didn’t say he was fired because of it, I just don’t understand what there was to criticize. It was some drinks, some weed and some strippers, right? Was there more to it I’m missing? I don’t get the firestorm over it.

Ain’t no vaccine for a broken back.

I was wondering the same thing. Sure sounds like it was the doctor.