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A tennis player named...Tennys?

“They’re too immature.” - Man who at 39 got drunk, crashed his car into a telephone pole and then fled into the woods.

“I learned to read!”

How has nobody noticed Orpik wrapping his skates around Hutton’s legs once his butt hurt self bounced off the boards? That’s your questionable dirty play right there. Old Brooksie gets irritated when someone checks him. How snowflake of him.

I understand how you feel but there are 5 or 6 New England Revolution fans who think you’re an asshole. Good day, sir!

Hey, Tom
I wish you and all the Deadspin staff continued balling for the year to come.

—Sean

Earlier this year, climber Brian Koralewski was working on a V6 problem in Little Rock Canyon, Utah, near Provo.

hook this kinja straight up to my fuckin veins

The lowest form of life. Stop.

Here’s a good, fancy dog.

Lebron James & Derrick Rose?

I dunno about you guys, but I’m going with the two teammates that have won MVPs.

Danny Ainge got made fun of a lot on this site for holding all those assets and not cashing them in, but it’s turning out pretty fucking good. He’s looking pretty unimpeachable at this point.

If you look at that 2013 Celts/Nets trade in a dark bathroom while looking in a mirror Danny Ainge appears and marries your mom.

No one can ever complain about overpaid players ever again, not when the worst commissioner in professional sports is set to make $50 mil/year.

This dude lives on a totally different planet.

Lake Independence? Everyone knows that Lake Minnetonka is where the real fun is.

I imagine a viscous argument to involve swapping a lot of bodily fluids.

Very much on board with this STRONG take. Madeleine you’ve made a fan for life.