Can ‘crying embiid’ be a thing now?

#Lolmatz

We NEED him to have a sub par last couple of games to finish at a .247 batting average for the 4th year in a row. 

Holy Moley - 97 games played, 29 HRs, but only 22 singles and only 4 doubles.

How was Molina allowed to stay in the game? He literally pushed the umpire, and made contact with him several times. (Also kind of the physical manifestation of the word ‘escalation’.)

Are umpires allowed to place hands on players/managers?

So cute!

The Boston hate is strong with this one.

Meanwhile, former Washington GM Scot McCloughan seized the opportunity to drunk on his former employer:

Am I just an idiot for not realizing that tennis was a breeding ground for MAGA mouthbreathers?

What if his hands are just extremely small?

Don’t forget the book that is captioned in his cover picture.

The thought of Scott Boras replacing Tony Clark as the MLBPA Pr friend just flashed before my eyes... am I dying?

Is the white male privilege stock go-to move an incredulous laugh and use of the word ‘interesting’.

Well, those certainly are some big pants to fill...

It’s a good thing ‘The Ringer’ exists though - where else would Deadspin get the content for three articles to split up the Amazon adverts on a Friday afternoon?

Where’s the United States?

Who says ‘bottomfeeders’ has to have a bad connotation?

They were leaving us clues the whole time! The twitter avatar for their show is literally Mike crippling Mike with a cane!

I’m nervously awaiting the inevitable storm of ‘Boston Hate Takes’ now that a string of positive articles have been published about the men in green.