I don’t see “being hit by a car” anywhere on this list, Bobby. smdh

Fuckin’ savage bro. Put him on a team with this kid:

Simmons sucks.

I’m drinking a diet coke!

If you think that was intense, you should watch her fake an orgasm.

I would have no issues with the guy who holds the Make-a-Wish foundation record running for president.

Honest question. Are there any other teams, or venues, that do this? I’m never going to a Yankees game (live no where near NYC), but I’d hate for this shit to catch on.

My god that is an incredibly punchable face.

I’m sure some giant dickhead will try; are you that guy?

Starting now I am banning anybody that mentions traveling.

Get this out of the greys.

That was the story of Sunday - Patriot goes for a 2, disaster ensues.

Stevie Wonder isn’t blind

I hate everything about tribal tattoos

Has this fucking guy seen the men who’ve coached the Browns?

Please shut up. Matt Barnes has no claim on his estranged wife’s love life. She is not his property, and if she and Fisher want to be together, so be it. That is her decision and Fisher’s decision, and Matt Barnes has no right to attempt to violently deal with it. I understand his being upset - it is not an easy thing…

“Where the hell’s this ‘Drew’ punk?”

As an NCAA football player (at the time), the only incorrect answer to the psychologist’s question is human being.

Whenever the End Times come, we need to make sure we save Antonio Cromartie for re-population purposes.