My new husband and I stayed in a cute little cabin on the Olympic Peninsula and cooked for ourselves the whole week while exploring the rain forest and local beaches. The very last night, we decided to splurge on a nice dinner out. We got all dolled up and had a drink or two and had a lovely evening. Driving along the…
Because sky cake isn’t tasty unless the sky pie and the sky baklava people don’t get to have any cake.
Hopefully, we can have a reasonable, polite discussion on this sensitive topic.
My sister wore a beautiful lace dress with many layers of soft chiffon underneath. After the ceremony she and her husband took some picturesque photos next to an old oak tree. Once the cocktail hour was over, we all sat down for the toasts to begin the reception. I looked at her, panicked, grabbed her hand, and…
When I arrived at the church, my soon to be father in law hugged me. His cigarette set my beautiful finger length double veil on fire. My soon to be mother in law gracefully and completely without a fuss, put out the fire, removed the charred edges, hid the damage, hugged me tight, and sent me into the church. 26…
Hm, well, as my husband waited to enter the church because the ceremony was starting a friend showed up late with an open can of root beer. He excitedly ran up and hugged him and spilled his root beer all over my soon-to-be husband's tux. Luckily it was black and not super noticeable. He's lucky though I was so hopped…
"These people can't get to grocery stores that have extensive healthy offerings, and can't afford to buy the ones that are there, and are therefore getting sick! What's our solution, boys?"
You forgot Sif!! What are you, some kind of toy product manager?
Don't bike stupidly in Florida, y'all. You have to follow the rules for motorized vehicles because if you mess up, you get points on your license. Or at least that was the rule when I was in college.
Had we not eloped....my husband had planned to look into having Howard Finkel announce us husband and wife at our wedding.
My sister is childless to date, so it must have been quite memorable.
This is a story of how one of the worst days of my life ended up reaffirming my faith in strangers and in the human race in general.
I'm pretty good at meltdowns, but my most messy? Interesting? Laughable? Would have to be a few years back.
as a too-old-to-throw-tantrums child, 8 or 9, after a day hiking, Dad would not let me bring my walking stick home in the car. My filthy, rotting, branch I'd been using as a walking stick. Complete meltdown, screaming sobbing in the mud;
This story doesn't even compare...
Both. With a smile.
The invitations to my November 2001 wedding were mailed on September 10, 2001. The wedding venue? Windows on the World.
This hit, that ice cold
*apple cider vinegar
Am I the only one who notices the white and gold people just say it's white and gold while the blue and black people have tons of (contradictory) explanations for why it's black and blue and suggestions for how you can see it back and blue too? They sound like Jehovah's Witnesses.
