Missed the chance to comment on the original post, but I was someone's Marvin once. To this day (9ish years later), I still feel horrible. I was working at a Target photo lab and this guy came in with two rolls of film. Says they are the only pictures he has for his wedding that just took place in Ireland. Suddenly,…

I don't know why, but I love how Jeremy Renner's facial expression seems to be permanently set to "couldn't give a shit".

Who's the real idiot at E?

Yeah I know exactly what you are talking about. I know there is a slang term for it but I can't think of it so I'll just leave you with this:

Making hills would be complicated

Katie Dries: DON'T GET MAD.

"He brought her to my son's Bar Mitzvah."

I went to wiki to help answer this question, and apparently you can! It's harvested from the already-shorn wool. Now, whether or not you think shearing sheep is humane is another story entirely.

Vegan makeup? No fucking thanks. I don't want some untested plant shit on my face that turns my skin blue and gives me nose herpes. Fucking rub that shit on a rabbit and see what happens first.

Women with a murderous look in their eyes screaming at teammates is the greatest part of curling.

Shaddup, Lolo. You're a virgin who can't drive (a bobsled).

No, not any more than any other patient, really.

When I was 14 or 15, I participated in a summer live-in college prep program at the local university. There were, IIRC, 125 other high-school kids, along with a dozen or so staff and instructors. At the beginning of the program, they distributed a whole lot of paperwork that most people never read, including a list of…

WAIT SO YOU ARE JUST MAKING THIS UP THEN

He should've brought jewelry. That's an infinitely better idea.

I love that you can tell that Hozier is so happy to just be on stage with her. Which is how a new artist/old artist collaboration should be.

Did TMZ report how many of the paps are on their bankroll?

Fuck the media and its all-women-hate-each-other-merry-go-round-of-self-perpetuating-bullshit.

Well, she was an idiot. Your toes are fine. Sasha is fine. I can pick up a tennis ball with my toes and it has neither helped nor hindered me in any way. Except when I drop something.

I can help with the Indian version of this! We are all about that turmeric and chickpea flour face masks and all kinds of natural stuff. My grandma is 93 but most people think she's in her 60s.