Also, from time to time I will be contributing counterpoint essays to the Team Cat Headquarters blog. They have assured me I will have editorial control in all of my pieces. I assure you if this is not the case, I will resign my tenure as contributor.

I've kissed Dustin Hoffman.

Circa 2002? Maybe 2003.

I was the Room Service Coordinator at a casino in Atlantic City, NJ. My job consisted of taking orders via phone, creating the checks, assigning servers, and closing the checks. Room service also handled all the amenities for the shows, so I've been on the phone with an assortment of…

Better late than never, and most definitely should've posted this story sooner but here it goes. I do promise this will make you smile.

Yeah you know he was like "just find something red to wear for your group" and she was like "FUCK YES SEQUINS" she goes big or goes home.

I clapped. Come on, you have to.

My favorite hair story: my mom's best friend's kid was about three. One day her mother enters a room to find her scissors in hand with her hair lying in heaps on the floor. She freaks out and asks her, "Honey, why did you cut all your hair off with those scissors?!" And she replies, "Because I didn't have a sword!"…

Oh, I know it. I was being glib. Exercise with a tampon (even with the leak-guard skirting, the most superfluous bit of woven cotton every), my uterus be like:

What an awesome interview! This is just a fantastic article! Please tell me that you'll revisit her again in August at the end of her work for a summary and updates? please, Please, PLEASE?

My Batshit Rush?
How about Tom Sawyer?

If she was shooting with a partner, she needs to be covered up so that the other actor wouldn't have to come in direct physical contact with her vulva, etc. I read this more as, it was unnecessary to do that and made people uncomfortable, vs. we don't want to see cellulite or something. There are also health issues to…

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Thermos 24 oz BPA-free Hydration bottle. I have like 10 of these things because they cost 8 dollars and last forever. They are the best because they cost 8 dollars and last forever.

Thermos 24 oz BPA-free Hydration bottle. I have like 10 of these things because they cost 8 dollars and last…

Sure, it's okay to keep a character the same, but it's also okay to place the character's story over the character's appearance. And it's okay to incorporate a retelling of the character's story into modern contexts that very much deal with important social issues such as race. Your argument is not only wrongheaded,…

Um, that's not Will Smith's daughter. That's Quvenzhané Wallis, the youngest person ever to be nominated for an Oscar. You'd be hard pressed to find someone more qualified for the role.

You still sound weirdly committed to Annie being white.

you're literally comparing a human character to a dog character. please consider the implications of your argument and, if possible, revise entirely.

"I don't like this new Annie! The original Annie didn't have eyes! This one has eyes!"

Dog breeds are distinctive because they are bred for different purposes. Are you sure you want to apply that line of reasoning to people? And in that case, what would make a white person a more appropriate orphan?