illbeinmytower
General Jinjur of the womens' army
illbeinmytower

Somehow everyone sees the "coffin" but no one notices that clearly Smaug is hiding under a layer of dirt right next door.

UHM - I was being sarcastic, since she doesn't count this major advantage as an easy way in to Hollywood.

the stupid is strong with this one.

Elizabeth is all of us.

Oodalolly!

Oh, for god's sake, are they supposed to just throw it away? Yeah, that's a good plan.

Sorry but THIS was the best costume of 2014:

Your comment sounds straight up like Stefon.

It's like something that wouldn't even happen in Stefon's wildest fever dream

Sorry, this is a really big pet peeve of mine and I can't resist the urge to contest it when I see it. They did not change names at Ellis Island. Names were either changed prior to the voyage or afterwards when they left the island. This was usually done by the immigrants themselves who wanted to anglicize their names

Basically - if they had all closed early on Wednesday and stayed closed on Thursday, the savings in payroll and energy would have made them all that much more profitable.

Sarlac pit it is then!

If it was a cultural norm to poke customers in the eyeballs, it wouldn't make it any less of a dick move.

That would be a great superpower.

My brother's getting married next year and I'm the best man. Most of his friends are rugby guys. I think I can/must make this happen.

A "voluntary" sign up sheet. That is actually mandatory you just get the pleasure of choosing which shift you will come in.

His dad started the gang.

"also do me a favor and give it a thumbs up, I have over 2,000 views but only about 70 likes??! What's that about??"

And this is now considered acceptable professional correspondence. Yeesh.

Stanley One Hand Vacuum Mug. Best thermal performance, absolutely does not leak, and looks awesome.

Stanley One Hand Vacuum Mug. Best thermal performance, absolutely does not leak, and looks awesome.

See, I knew some smart Jezzie would have something to say about panda excretion. Y'all are better than Google 99.9% of the time.