I've kissed Dustin Hoffman.

Circa 2002? Maybe 2003.

I was the Room Service Coordinator at a casino in Atlantic City, NJ. My job consisted of taking orders via phone, creating the checks, assigning servers, and closing the checks. Room service also handled all the amenities for the shows, so I've been on the phone with an assortment of…

Better late than never, and most definitely should've posted this story sooner but here it goes. I do promise this will make you smile.

Yeah you know he was like "just find something red to wear for your group" and she was like "FUCK YES SEQUINS" she goes big or goes home.

I clapped. Come on, you have to.

My favorite hair story: my mom's best friend's kid was about three. One day her mother enters a room to find her scissors in hand with her hair lying in heaps on the floor. She freaks out and asks her, "Honey, why did you cut all your hair off with those scissors?!" And she replies, "Because I didn't have a sword!"…

Oh, I know it. I was being glib. Exercise with a tampon (even with the leak-guard skirting, the most superfluous bit of woven cotton every), my uterus be like:

What an awesome interview! This is just a fantastic article! Please tell me that you'll revisit her again in August at the end of her work for a summary and updates? please, Please, PLEASE?

My Batshit Rush?
How about Tom Sawyer?

If she was shooting with a partner, she needs to be covered up so that the other actor wouldn't have to come in direct physical contact with her vulva, etc. I read this more as, it was unnecessary to do that and made people uncomfortable, vs. we don't want to see cellulite or something. There are also health issues to…

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Thermos 24 oz BPA-free Hydration bottle. I have like 10 of these things because they cost 8 dollars and last forever. They are the best because they cost 8 dollars and last forever.

Thermos 24 oz BPA-free Hydration bottle. I have like 10 of these things because they cost 8 dollars and last…

UHM - I was being sarcastic, since she doesn't count this major advantage as an easy way in to Hollywood.

the stupid is strong with this one.

Elizabeth is all of us.

Oodalolly!

Oh, for god's sake, are they supposed to just throw it away? Yeah, that's a good plan.

Your comment sounds straight up like Stefon.

It's like something that wouldn't even happen in Stefon's wildest fever dream

Sorry, this is a really big pet peeve of mine and I can't resist the urge to contest it when I see it. They did not change names at Ellis Island. Names were either changed prior to the voyage or afterwards when they left the island. This was usually done by the immigrants themselves who wanted to anglicize their names…