Basically - if they had all closed early on Wednesday and stayed closed on Thursday, the savings in payroll and energy would have made them all that much more profitable.

If it was a cultural norm to poke customers in the eyeballs, it wouldn't make it any less of a dick move.

That would be a great superpower.

My brother's getting married next year and I'm the best man. Most of his friends are rugby guys. I think I can/must make this happen.

A "voluntary" sign up sheet. That is actually mandatory you just get the pleasure of choosing which shift you will come in.

His dad started the gang.

"also do me a favor and give it a thumbs up, I have over 2,000 views but only about 70 likes??! What's that about??"

And this is now considered acceptable professional correspondence. Yeesh.

Stanley One Hand Vacuum Mug. Best thermal performance, absolutely does not leak, and looks awesome.

Stanley One Hand Vacuum Mug. Best thermal performance, absolutely does not leak, and looks awesome.

See, I knew some smart Jezzie would have something to say about panda excretion. Y'all are better than Google 99.9% of the time.

Oh, please let it not be Catherine Hardwick. That's the last thing this movie needs. Wonder Woman: from the director of Twilight.

Celebrity Edition!

and let us know why we wanted to get confirmed (I was doing it for cash).

Well, it's nice all those techs, costumers, and lighting guys are getting work I guess.

The first time I got an HIV test, circa 1989-90, I went to the Whitman Walker clinic in D.C. We had to sit down at one armed school desks with condoms on them and listen to a lecture, during which we were supposed to play with them. I did not, because at 19 years old, I did not think about how profoundly fucked up it…

And a follow up ad: it just shows a full face helmeted driver absolutely tearing up a racetrack in a Z/28, eating up Porsches in the braking zones and beating Ferraris out of the corners. Pulling up into the pit lane, the driver steps out, removes the helmet and it's a middle aged woman whose kids are cheering in the…

After a problem-free pregnancy, I told my friends that I would probably have the worst labor ever. They laughed. I wasn't kidding. I present for your consideration:

LOL. There is no way in hell I am watching births on YouTube. I saw the Miracle of Life in biology class when I was 15 and then doubled up on birth control until I was 30, that's how horrifying it was.

So, some of you may have little bits of this already.