What do you call an empty bottle of Cheeze Whiz...

That's cool and all, but it wouldn't be an issue if there was college women's baseball.

Please allow me to selfishly launch my own question from this post. . .what are the differences between Kosher and Halal? One might think this would be pertinent to the discussion too.

I've mentioned this in responses to other posts, but kosher labeling is done differently in the UK than in the US. In the US, just about any product that can be labeled kosher is. It is not so in the UK. Pretty much the only items explicitly labelled as kosher are specialty items. Some Jewish groups publish books that…

Here's a tip. Stop making Lestat movies. Turn "The Witching Hour" into a movie (or multiple films). It's easily Rice's best book to date, I'd rate it better than Interview.

But Mark, how can you deny the solid "bitches be crazy and men's money is more important than all the things!" reasoning of the OP?

My boyfriend — who is otherwise intelligent and well-spoken! — cannot grasp the name of this town. Every time we drive past it, he calls it "Bridal Veal," which sounds like an expensive but delicious wedding.

Boots and pants, boots and pants, boots and pants...

Way to go, Gramps! You need about eighty percent more neon on that sweatsuit, though.

This story comes, as do most of my better ones, from my time working at Space Camp. I was working an adult weeklong camp during the off season and it came to the time of week when the campers participated in their extended mission which was eight hours long. I was working the SpaceHab area which is the self contained…

Toucan play this game...

My friend is a sex researcher, and she says it's because of testosterone. this is also likely why perimenopausal and menopausal women tend to have a consistently higher libido.

Everyone has T. Men have more than women, of course, but even women have T. But balancing out or blocking our T is our E (estrogen) and our P…

FUCKING FI~IIIIINALLY AWREADY!!

Yep, she pretty much looks like a Sailor Scout.

seeing her age and meet all the presidents is cool too. http://www.politico.com/gallery/2012/0…

this is the most perfect child that ever was or ever will be... ... Yes, I do have two children of my own. They really need to step it the fuck up.

Atlas held up the heavens from Earth, not Earth itself.

Which might be heavier, I'm not sure...I'll get my scale.

The offices here have a lot of glass and we didn't have any privacy type curtains that we could install so I put Christmas wrapping paper over the windows of a breast feeding mother's office. When the curtains came she elected to keep the wrapping paper. She thought it was more festive.

OH SO BEARS DON'T COUNT AS "REAL" WOMEN???