Actually, one of these is incorrect - being colour blind is not being broken. The cones in his eyes are different than the cones in the eyes of people who can see colour 'properly'. The same goes to animals - some have more cones than us, or different ones, and see colours that we don't. Your friend is only 'broken'…

I'll see it if John Williams does the score again. I realize the first movie is an action film about dinosaurs, but DAMN IT if that music when you first see the park doesn't make me teary EVERY. DAMN. TIME.

One of life's preeminent tragedies is that most people haven't read the book Jurassic Park.

"Doesn't surprise me one bit. Everybody knows Disney World was invented by Nazi rocket scientists. The whole place is a secret government biological weapons complex. We've been led to believe that there are people in those costumes but in reality they are actual over sized mutant animals. Hideous by products of…

The Good Lord really needs to start investing in better representation.

You know- everybody keeps wondering if the lady will be the half a man. We never stopped to consider maybe the half man has been Jon Cryer the whole time.

Indeed! But in 1919 Paris, I hear a young man, in order to get a young woman, must first answer an hour or two of questions from a mustachioed man bearing a foot-high stack of blue notecards. If that young man remains in 2013 America, all he must do is 'tweet' a 'selfie' of his 'dong' to his intended, and the deal is…

As a gay dude it has always vexed the heck out of me how awful some gay guys can be about women's appearance and body shape. (I mean, I know everyone is capable of being an asshole, regardless of sex, sexuality etc.) I'm not a huge fashion queen myself but even I see the beauty in all body types. Being a slender…

OMG, I have found my people. Muppet Treasure Island is actually the best ever, though I still can't believe they only gave Tim Curry one number...

I would think that Vegas would be clamoring to get in on the gay marriage game. They do like 100,000 weddings a year. You could probably double(or more!) that if you had marriage equality in the state.

What so they could die alone at home? Parents have to work, you just can't stay at home based on crappy weather. You don't just cancel school on a whim.

On the contrary, it is, in its Platonic form, constantly moving about via the bags of cheery mailmen and the sorting racks of that nice woman at the post office, and "neither rain nor snow nor sleet nor the dark of night can stay these swift couriers from their appointed rounds" and so forth.

The florists in my mum's home town is very clever - once you've ordered from them once you go on their email list. They remind you of upcoming events, they suggest arrangements to order, you can fill out the form via email, tell them what date to deliver, what to write on the card and poof! you're done and you look…

We can still pull for Kate McKinnon taking over Weekend Update.

Also: if the dispatcher tells you to make sure the person is really dead, this does not mean finish them off and come back to the phone. Just FYI.

Ned Stark took his daughters to Kings Landing when he accepted the position of King Robert's Hand. The main reason Sansa — the redhead — went is because she had a think for (then) Prince Joffrey.

Maleficent didn't just have dragons; she WAS THE DRAGON! Your move, Khaleesi.

Apparently they're on their way to Texas tomorrow! Those dogs/people who take care of those dogs are amazing.

there will never be enough dogs in the world. Never.

When I take the subway I usually have an adventure. You guys must be doing it wrong.